Describe Your Current Car in a 6-Word Sentence.

"Tim (Fractal Footwork)" (fractalfootwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:39 • Filed to: 6 Word Sentence, OppositeLock

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I'll go first...

She slides light-footed in snow.

It's not the best sentence, but it accurately describes how I feel when I think about my Ford Ranger.

Please don't reveal your car in your comment; let's see if we can try and guess each others.

Your turn...

Leban-eez > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:40

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"I would, if I had one."

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:40

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JDM peg leg burnouts with leather.

N/A POWAAAHH > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:41

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Metallic sex by pretending to rally

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:41

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"Oh look, its broken itself again"-Cobalt SS

And my beater truck

"How hasn't this caught fire yet?"

kayldera > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:41

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She ain't happy but she's going.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:41

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Squeaky bum time when it rains .

EL_ULY > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:42

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Three German cars, that's wallet suicide!

twochevrons > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:42

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"In deep disgrace after significant leakage."

"One carburettor is trouble. Two worse."

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:43

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Last loudass motherfucker of its kind.

TheStraightSixKid > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:43

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Red strong for me and you.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:43

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FUN AS - oops, something broke again.

Blondude > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:44

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It's not a Jeep, but newer.

D > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:44

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These stock components ain't half bad.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:44

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A Honda Accord in a suit.

Agrajag > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:45

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It still hasn't hit 60 yet?

Lekker > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:46

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"Expensive,uncomfortable, fun.Thats my girl."

Do people even read the article? Lol don't reveal it!

jkm7680 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:46

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Uses oil like a motherfucker

Hint- Starts with an A

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:46

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"It does not exist at all."

I'm car-less.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:46

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What is that? Fiat Tipo Sedicivalvole.

Burt > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:48

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Cross between race car and couch

Sn210 > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 03/10/2014 at 21:48

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I concur with this eloquent statement.

chilango > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:52

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It breaks my wallet, don't complain.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:55

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Two hundred horsepower moving two tons.

POD > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:56

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Cheshire cat with a blow problem.

Dusty Ventures > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 21:58

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Not road legal but such fun

Trunk Impaired 318 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:00

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The engine is my seat warmer

wizkashifa > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 03/10/2014 at 22:04

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Me too.

The carless ones raid Oppo!

revrseat70 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:10

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Hottest cheap date within student budget

orcim > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:15

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"Engine, tranny, *now* the AC quits?"

DuckDraper > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:15

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Dirty MILF on quaaludes and vodka.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:16

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Not actually a spacecraft or planet

wkiernan > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:18

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Corolla dressed up as a Duetto.

willgar > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:18

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Broken timing belt, now I'm broke.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:20

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Hell yeah, it's a Glorified E-Class.

*My CLS :D

fhrblig > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:22

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"It could use another thirty horsepower."

The Compromiser > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/10/2014 at 22:25

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Sounds like my charger...

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > The Compromiser 03/10/2014 at 22:27

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Too bad it's an old GMC van. I'll take it you have to 2.7?

E30Joe drives a Subaru > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:31

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So are you a lesbian now?

thebigbossyboss > jkm7680 03/10/2014 at 22:34

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rotary! oh wait....

The Compromiser > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/10/2014 at 22:35

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No 3.5L. With the ibtaje its around 260. That's prolly around 200 at the wheels.

thebigbossyboss > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:35

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Worst car ever according to bignslow

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > The Compromiser 03/10/2014 at 22:37

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At least it looks cool while being slow though!

Svend > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:39

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Skoda Superb Combi is simply superb.

The Compromiser > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/10/2014 at 22:40

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Yes, its the Miata of Doge...

I need that for a plate "slocool"

GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:44

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:49

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Everyone says it's crap, it's not.

Jayhawk Jake > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:50

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'Like an Abarth built in America'

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 22:58

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Lots of front-wheel-drive fun.

jy15btx > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 23:37

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Torque steering manual orange cloud turd.

Its an 06 Eclipse lol

Sandtoast500 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/10/2014 at 23:43

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Lock my diff with a lumpy gurgle

PS9 > Leban-eez 03/10/2014 at 23:50

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"We're in the same boat, brother."

Zibodiz > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 00:03

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Sure it's loud, but it goes!

It's got a serious exhaust leak lol.

6cyl > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 00:09

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Golf 2.0, it's really fucking slow.

On e30 days, we go sideways.

texasfordfan > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 00:12

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Fucking crossover has few redeeming qualities

expectaburnout > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 00:13

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turbo ass raped flat six cylinder

JasonStern911 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 00:38

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current car:
Fried Egg Headlights? Haters gonna hate.
(Porsche 996, for anyone unaware)

previous cars:
Not a girl car while sideways
(NB Miata)

Mazda Rx-8? Pop! Goes the Wankel

Saracen > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 01:17

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Budget priced five door Audi S3

Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 01:43

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Corvette in a Tuxedo... Jetpack optioned!

Mad Man Ryan > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 02:20

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"This is a piece of shit"

2013 hyundai santa fe.

Actually, not mine, my wife's. She also has an Altima, which is also crap. I am carless for the time being, because I absolutely refuse to associate myself with those atrocities. Although, I do drive them to work, just with my eyes closed.

Pitchblende > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 06:17

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Too much dirt, no longer white.

DeuxCentCinqTurboSeize > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 06:32

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Just don't call it a C-Class.

(W201 190E)

McMike > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 07:02

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No, I do not smoke pot.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 08:15

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It's my first car, so POWWWEERRRRRRR!

Eazy-O > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 10:20

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"Torquesteering, turbo'd,
getaway vessel.
Loves camping."

:]

willgar > Eazy-O 03/11/2014 at 12:33

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SUBARU?

RW53104 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 14:52

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Such big sunroof, damn faulty transmission.

'Wägen, EPA LOL > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 15:00

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"Looks like an oil burning egg."

Just4GP > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 15:53

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She begs to be hooned, daily.

Just4GP > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 15:55

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German luxury, with American muscle attitude.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 16:55

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'Alfa; daily driver and reliable. Honestly.'

d1ck > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 03/11/2014 at 17:44

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I'm guessing Integra

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > d1ck 03/11/2014 at 17:45

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IS300

d1ck > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 03/11/2014 at 17:50

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Shit, how did I miss that in your name?

Admiral Picard > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 21:41

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Mazda be nimble, Mazda be quick.

or

Zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom.

atfsgeoff > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 22:41

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Old German Car loves regular maintenance

SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 22:45

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Understeering, automatic, front drive, crap coupe.

yamahog > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 23:47

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"What the hell is that sound?"

STREPITUS > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/11/2014 at 23:49

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Loud, throaty, side pipes. Orange V8.

yamahog > STREPITUS 03/11/2014 at 23:51

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How about "DON'T ACT LIKE YOU OWN IT"

STREPITUS > yamahog 03/11/2014 at 23:52

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Maybe I don't own it, but she's my current car =P

orillion > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/12/2014 at 01:43

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everyone thinks I am an asshole

Simplify, then add beer > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 03/12/2014 at 06:23

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I can't believe it still runs.

will_kern > Leban-eez 03/12/2014 at 19:01

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"Stole my post word-for-word"