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Kinja'd!!! "Chairman Kaga" (mike-mckinnon)
03/10/2014 at 17:01 • Filed to: None

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This is the first time I've ever had to write a speech for a sitting United States Congressman. And a good one. I mean, one I don't want to kick out or otherwise banish to a mobile home filled with fleas in Tallequah, Oklahoma.

I am Sam Seaborn.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Chairman Kaga
03/10/2014 at 17:05

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WOW that's awesome!!!!!!

I think the speech should go like this: "I'm sorry for stealing all your tax money and selling out to the corporations and lobbyists and for supporting this senseless and stupid war. Therefore, I'm resigning immediately."


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Chairman Kaga
03/10/2014 at 17:05

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That pearl snap, though. So good.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chairman Kaga
03/10/2014 at 17:06

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Nice. There are good ones?

Also:

*Ta h lequah


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Chairman Kaga
03/10/2014 at 17:08

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a sitting United States Congressman. And a good one.

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Kinja'd!!! Chairman Kaga > CRider
03/10/2014 at 17:09

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They do exist. Just like Lada made an acceptable car from time to time...


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Chairman Kaga
03/10/2014 at 17:16

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Oh yes, it's usually your Congressman that's the good one. It's all the others that are ruining the country right? That's why we have a 90% incumbency rate and a Congress approval rating somewhere around 10%.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Chairman Kaga
03/10/2014 at 17:48

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My step mom lives in a trailer in Tahlequah and takes in boarders. I will send him her number if he wants.