Show me: Getaway cars

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 03/04/2014 at 22:17 • Filed to: Show me

0

28

Let's say you decided to rob the NYC Federal Reserve's gold stash. What would you use as a getaway car? Some rules- Price doesn't really matter that much, seeing as how 25% of ALL OF THE GOLD is there. Also, you have a limit at 4 cars to keep the pack manageable. The goal is to be nimble, quick, and hold as much gold as you can. Also, it should be able to take a beating. Me? I'd choose the Mini Countryman WRC, with a modified suspension to take the weight. Fast, powerful, durable, has plenty of room inside to stack gold bricks. Charlie Croker wasn't fucking around when he chose Austin Minis, and this is a bigger and more modern job, so it needs a bigger and more modern vehicle.

MC_Leon6494 > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:21

0

M18 Hellcat - speeds above 60MPH, also tank. It could definitely take a beating Probably a good amount of room if you aren't holding any shells for the cannon

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:21

2

Oshkosh M-ATV MRAP

COME AT ME BRO!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MC_Leon6494 03/04/2014 at 22:24

1

Not a car!

Bandit > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:25

2

Two cars in the beginning. One would be a remote controlled Marauder, the other would be a black Chevy Suburban (government special) with a conversion to hold a hell of a lot of gold secretly (Yay smuggler holes and stuff), license plates that are identical to a similar car that already parks at the reserve, and let's lightly armor the thing just for the heck of it. The Marauder would be a decoy hopefully bringing a large load of police and air support with it leaving the Chevy to slip out the back a while later. No way would it be possible to take all the gold, you would be at the reserve way too long. To get the marauder in place you might need to paint it in NYPD livery or something suspicious.

Alternatively: Shoot the garage attendant; steal the plates, keys, and Vin tag from a "clean" Chevy Suburban already parked there and swap those on to the "package" chevy. Park the "package" truck in the spot where the "clean" truck was. Drive the clean truck out of the reserve playing dumb if stopped. Monitor the location of the "package" truck and once someone else drives it out of the reserve, intercept it, and recover gold.

ihm96 > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:27

1

NASCAR edition Camry
I'd paint it a beige color, stick a muffler on, and put some bond-like features on like maybe a quick license plate switch so they dont stop me. I'd then get a Hennessey twin turbo'd cts-v wagon, and then an Audi A8 W12 security edition, both with some upgrades, and the same bond features. Then I'd get some sort of transport plane for a quick getaway out of the country

ilostmypants > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:27

3

The Bowler
WILDCAT!

Your boy, BJR > Bandit 03/04/2014 at 22:28

0

Not to mention that you'd need at least a god damn freight train to transport it. We're thieves, not greedy. ;)

MC_Leon6494 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/04/2014 at 22:28

1

Fine!

T-98 Kombat

Top Speed 111 MPH, roomy, steel (steel everywhere), all terrain.

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/04/2014 at 22:29

0

Oh come on! problems with tanks but not this thing?!

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/04/2014 at 22:29

1

Yeah but it's a god damn tank. I'll let it slide.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:30

1

Has 4 wheels not tracks!

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/04/2014 at 22:31

0

But that other thing is a damn tank!!! That has to pass for something!

ghosty - electric space wizard > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:32

0

Cayenne or Panamera.

PushToStart > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:33

1

It would probably need some work in the suspension department to handle that much gold, but fold down the rear seats (you can do that in an FF right?) and you could fit a ton of gold back there. I'm sure the V12 provides adequate running-away power, and the 4WD makes it easy to go off road for a little bit if I need to.

Big Bubba Ray > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:36

0

Taurus SHO to blend in. TT for a bit of speed, HUGE trunk, all-wheel drive for back roads at full oppo.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:38

0

It's not a tank. It's a mobile gun!

Team6.1 > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 22:39

0

Subaru STI, with plastidip paint jobs for quick peal away's. Badges removed of course, and no rear wing obviously. There are higher end cars that could handle the weight/speed but the AWD turbo subbie in sleeper trim is pretty damn appealing.

ihm96 > Bandit 03/04/2014 at 22:48

0

Several problems with the alternative plan. How are their keys going to work in your suburban? Plus you don't think they'd notice a shit ton of gold in their car. Third they would most likely be monitoring all the exits and when they go to drive your gold car out they'll get searched and caught at the exits. Plus we have morals man, you only kill people if something goes wrong haha

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/04/2014 at 23:02

0

That's not a mobile gun!

This is a mobile gun!
(also a MASSIVE phallic symbol)

Dusty Ventures > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 23:35

0

Open with an MRAP to get the attention of the police and be the "rabbit" for the pursuit.

Two Toyota Sienna taxis with heavy duty suspension to carry the gold. They're Sienna mini vans and they're taxis. Wonder Woman's invisible jet attracts more attention.

Lastly, a semi truck with a quickly deployable and raisable ramp. That way when word finally goes out to be on the look out for the taxis they'll be safely hidden inside the trailer

Pedro Rafael > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 23:41

0

Beige Camry. They're everywhere, so nobody's gonna find you. Also, I would do a 2JZ swap and modify the suspension to carry the gold.

gmctavish needs more space > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 23:48

1

Duh

ihm96 > Pedro Rafael 03/05/2014 at 00:05

0

Just get the NASCAR edition

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Your boy, BJR 03/05/2014 at 00:11

0

E63 Wagon, XFR-S Wagon, M5 Wagon, RS6 Wagon.

Just to keep a variety. :P

ThatWillBuffOut > ilostmypants 03/05/2014 at 08:01

0

Came here to say this. Or the new Bowler EXR-S.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Your boy, BJR 03/05/2014 at 08:27

0

Maybe it's from watching the Transporter movies too many times, but I've come up with an all Audi team...

1. Point Vehicle: Audi TT-RS
2. (2) Main Vehicles: Audi RS7
3. Enforcer: Audi SQ5

KurtAKX > Your boy, BJR 03/05/2014 at 11:11

1

Cummins 3500 RAM with towing mirrors, a stupid lift, big tires, Rockstar rims, and a set of trucknuts hanging off the unused hitch receiver.

I'd drive right by and the cops wouldn't even suspect me, they'd just be like "there goes another d-bag in a brotruck"

King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > Your boy, BJR 03/05/2014 at 12:04

0

A politician's limo.

Boom.