What's your favorite RCR quotes?

"Justin Young" (jus1029)
03/04/2014 at 00:49 • Filed to: Regular Car Reviews

"Now, firm your shocks, and plasti-dip my shame!"

"FRS or BRZ?

It doesn't really matter *unknown words* .

It's a matter of choice like Mass Effect,

But then the thought of Boxer engines make my MASS ERECT! "

DISCUSSION (18)

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 00:50

SHE-MALE PORN ADDICTION

Frosted > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 00:52

let's close all the pornhub tabs...

E30Joe drives a Subaru > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 00:54

"I cant get off with out a CHICAGO ELECTRIC IMPACT GUN "

Big Bubba Ray > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 01:08

"Track day, bro!"

Don't know why it made me laugh so much and it has endless applications.

Justin Young > Big Bubba Ray
03/04/2014 at 01:12

"Got some Hoosiers for the track day, bro!"

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 01:15

"when we were finished filming the Suburban I borrowed it. I used it to drive up to St. Mary's Blesses are the Hearts Bible Camp unsmiling hugs day care. Out to the back hatch I threw a potato sack. The Contents of which were CRYING.

Your boy, BJR > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 01:18

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo! dicksntittiesndicksntittiesndicksntittiesndicksndicksndickndickn-JERRY ORBACH-dixondixondixsonnixonnixonnixonnixon

It's got headlights because why not

grrrrrRRRRRANGRY HEADLIGHTS

E30Joe drives a Subaru > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 01:22

Oh GOD! How could I forget my favorite quote?!

" MORE TRIANGLES " "SO SMALL SO MUCH POWER SO SMALL"

Blake Noble > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 02:03

Favorite?

From the Volvo 240 Review:

"Quaaludes! And clacky doors and crusty drawers."

"Stay the course, mount your horse! Medicare endorsed, dress code enforced. Volvo 240, 1974 to 1993, final year, face your fears! Release your tears!"

"Uhhghghhgh, trim my foreskin and blow air from all the vents."

From the Dodge Avenger review:

"I was conceived in a short bus. My mom had Down's syndrome and my father also had Down's syndrome. They slammed their crotches together until their privates looked like rhubarb!"

"The downward slope of the roofline isn't unlike the trajectory of my marriage and career! Uhhhghghshshhghhhh, my wife has triceps now. She never puts the weights down. What do these pills do? WHAT DO THESE PILLS DO?! She only loves me when I CUM BLOOD."

"IT BEGINS. I'll be your woman now. Where's my Teddy Ruxpin? Ohhhh well." ["Jeremiah was a bullfrog ..."]

From the Honda Accord review:

"Maybe it's the same thing the cool people say, or maybe the cool girl bronies at the Dairy Queen say — I really don't notice a difference."

"Dealerships have the best oil!"

"Here's where you can put a 'Monte Carlo bar.'"

"Oh you like to see tricks? Well, Jerry at the office loves this one. Oh, you got one thing, then you got another thing, then you got one thing, then you got another thing, then you got one thing, then you got another thing, then you got —"

I'm not proud.

Henry Diesel > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 03:08

From the frs review. If you get the brz, how the subaru owners will treat you:

"ONE OF US, ONE OF US"

RWS > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 04:50

Headlights go up!
Headlights go down
Headlights go up!
Headlights go down
Headlights go up!
Headlights go down

jkm7680 > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 06:44

Floss my asshole with coaxial cable, Ookie cookie all over my Nes.

There were so many choices

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2014 at 06:44

How about- Ballsacks, ballsacks, ballsacks, ballsacks, from the end of the Tundra review

Brian Silvestro > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 08:19

Why did you have to ask this question when all of us Americans were sleeping?!

Fuck it, here.

SO BRITISH

Drape me in a Macintosh and tell me about the BOER WAR

SHEMALE PORN ADDICTION

unns

MELON BALLER UP MY ASS

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DICKS AND TITTIES AND DICKS AND TITTIES DICKS AND TITTIES AND DICKS AND TITTIES AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND JERRY WARLOP. DICKS AND DICKS AND DICKS AND NIXON NIXON NIXON NIXON.

What am I forgetting?

Oh yeah! HEADLIGHTS GO UUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE WE GO

THIS IS MY S2000. THIS IS MY RED XIII SUIT WITH THE DICK HOLE.

YOU'RE NOW PICTURING HIM EATING PUSSY.

HE'S EATING PUSSY.

UUUUUUUHHHHHHH.

BIG 1970S BUSH.

JINGLE BELLS.

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ALL VOLVOS REMIND ME OF THAT TIME I WAS AT WENDY'S AND I WAS EATING AT THE SUPERBAR AND I SAW THIS POST MENOPAUSAL LADY, SHE GOT ON TOP OF THE SUPERBAR AND JUST DROPPED THE PANTS AND STARTED QUEEFING ON EVERYTHING. SHE WAS QUEEFING ON ALL THE GARBANZO BEANS. AND THEN SHE GOT A TURKEY BASTER AND JUST FILLED UP HER SNATCH WITH SOME OL POOL WATER, AND THEN JUST QUEEFED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAINAGAINAGAIN.

Why? BECAUSE VOLVO.

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THIS IS MY S2000. IT BELONGS TO ME. NOT YOU. IT'S MINE.

MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE

Lets sit arm in arm on your sofa, slow jerking it to VHS tapes of Desmond Morris, WITH THE SOUND MUTED

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In the back, I had a potato sack. The contents of which were CRYING. THROUGH MY MILARD FILMORE MASK I SAID "YOU PASSED THE TEST LIKE ALL THE REST".

Track day, bro. Yo track day, bro. You coming to the track day, bro? Let's go to the track day, bro. Five sets of tires, bro. Yokohama, bro. No, no Super Toyo. No no, Hoosiers. Hoosiers. Got some Hoosiers for the track day, bro. You coming, bro? CONES! Gonna tear it up. Left braking, bro. Bro, let's...let's kiss.

YOU DRIVE A MIATA BECAUSE YOU WANT THE BEST AND YOU DESERVE THE BEST. ONLY THE BEST WILL DO. YOU ROOT FOR THE YANKEES, YOU LOVE THE BOYS. #1. YOU GET SAM ADAMS. THATS THE BEST BEER. YOU PUT ON DARKSIDE AT EVERY PARTY. WHO'S GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT FLOYD

YOU MAKE POSTS COMMEMORATING FIREMEN, I MEAN WHO'D DARE DOWN VOTE THAT? BABY PHOTOS! BABY PHOTOS! LOTS OF BABY PHOTOS! MY HEART GOES OUT TO THE VICTIMS OF RRHRGRGHRGHRHGRHRGHRGRRGHGHRHGGHGHGH! THE BEST!

THIS IS BETTER THAN MY DOUBLE D MOTORBOAT WITH THAT GIRL WHO LIKED TO CUT HERSELF.

TOO DARK.

"It's like making out with a high school girlfriend and going for second base, only to suddenly realize — she isn't stopping you this time. Why isn't she stopping me? She always stops me."

Maybe it's her sudden inexplicable fondness for my FULLY ENGORGED BLOOD FILLED SIN SWORD!

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HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU CHANGED YOUR OIL? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, AND NEITHER DOES MY RAV4. THE RAV4 IS A SMALL SUV THAT ISN'T TRYING TO SUCK YOUR DICK.

I WORK HARD I PLAY HARD DOWN IN OCEAN CITY MARYLAND. YOU WANNA SEE A TRICK? JERRY AT THE PFFICE LOVES THIS ONE. WATCH. OH YOU GOT ONE THING THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING THEN YOU GOT ONE THING THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING THEN YOU GOT ONE THING THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING THEN YOU GOT ONE THING THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING

I have to fart. Here it is.

Ppfffbbttttt.

The i stands for INVESTMENTS

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 08:54

GRRRRRRR ANGRY HEADLIGHTS

MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 09:28

Miata:

Headlights go up! Headlights go down! Up! Down! UPDOWNUPDOWNUPDOWNUPDOWNUPDOWNUPDOWNUPDOWNUPDOWN

MR2:

The Toyota MR2: if Calvin and Hobbes built a car

S2000:

The Honda S2000 - the only car that can make a Miata driver clam up for 5 minutes.

Vracktal > Justin Young
03/04/2014 at 09:29

FORGET THE MAG-LITE. WE'RE TAKING THIS TO A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL.

MY HEART GOES OUT TO THE VICTIMS OF UHUGHGUHUUUHUGGUUURR

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/04/2014 at 10:12

And then through my Millard Filmore mask, I grumbled "YOU PASSED THE TEST LIKE ALL THE REST" while the insides of a meatball sub dribbled down the front of my white v-neck.