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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 03/03/2014 at 12:37 • Filed to: None

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My favorite profane exclamation is, "For Fuck's Sake!"
My wife's is, "Pigfucker!"
What's yours?

Pic is a creepy mannequin I saw at the Hungry Howies pizza in Pineville, NC.

trmoore09 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:39

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SONOFABITCH

Mmmm. hungry howie's. that sounds good right about now...

Frosted > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:39

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Douche Canoe

puddler > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:40

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profanity is peppered into most of my language, but when things go way bad i revert to 'fiddlesticks'

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:40

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Cock-monkey, cock-monkeys, or fucktard/fucktarded. sometimes I like to pull out "Christ on a crutch!" and Cock-knocker/cock-knocking too. I've also been know to call people and things cock-munchkins... I may have dick issues.

puppyknuckles > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:41

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I say for fucks sake all the time. Ocassionally I switch it up to Fuck Me.

spanfucker retire bitch > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:42

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I have too many that I use too numerously to pick just one.

Motherfucker

Son of a bitch

Jesus Fucking Christ

Fuck me

YSI-what can brown do for you > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:42

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I don't always curse but when I do, I usually call someone a "shitdick"

Brian Silvestro > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:43

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I'm Jewish, so it's okay.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > trmoore09 03/03/2014 at 12:43

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obligatory.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:45

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Favorite thing to call someone - asshat

Favorite exclamation - fuckberries!

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:45

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The classic TWATBAG

trmoore09 > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/03/2014 at 12:46

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ah you're right... what I meant to say was "youuuuu sonofabitch"

Brian Silvestro > spanfucker retire bitch 03/03/2014 at 12:46

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These are my main ones as well.

BeholdTheCamaro > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:47

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Asshat.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > trmoore09 03/03/2014 at 12:48

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I delivered for one for a while. The Turkey Club Sub with sesame seed topping and provolone instead of american cheese was easily my favorite item. Or asiago crust on a veggie...

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > puppyknuckles 03/03/2014 at 12:49

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I always like "Fuck me running Agnes"

McMike > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:50

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Nothing clever here, just the oldies.

"Damnit" and "shit" just come out. No control over it.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Brian Silvestro 03/03/2014 at 12:51

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I dropped Goddamn and JFC when I came out as an atheist. I figure it never really meant anything to me so...

Frank Grimes > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:54

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Bastard and Bullocks. as in "you beautiful bastard!" and "Aww bullocks."

I dont really swear.

Brian Silvestro > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:55

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Never really think about it when I say it, so fuck it.

N/A POWAAAHH > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:59

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shit and all creative variations

Drsweetdik > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 12:59

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MOTHER DOG! or

MOTHER TRUCKER!

Sn210 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 13:11

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Dumb fuck
Pecker-head
Cock-gobbler
Ass-clown
Butt-pirate
Fuck head
Douche bag
Chriiiisssstt!

Blondude > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 13:22

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I found myself exclaiming "JESUS'S NUTSACK!" the other night. No regrets.

D > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 13:36

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"holy hell" and "lord's piss"

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > puddler 03/03/2014 at 13:41

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I think you win. Most definitely.

puddler > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 13:44

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Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Sn210 03/03/2014 at 13:52

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For me, ass-clown is inextricably linked to the movie Office Space and the prefix, No-Talent.

Team6.1 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 13:59

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I've usually swear in Spanish. I work in a Hispanic environment and am one of the only white boys so it just develops naturally. When I'm away from work everyone usually gets a good chuckle from it.

Sn210 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/03/2014 at 14:02

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Lol that's where I got cock-gobbler from

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Team6.1 03/03/2014 at 14:27

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Spanish curse words are pretty much all I remember from working with a bunch of Mexicans and Hondurans.

"Tú mama es vaca gorda, tú maricón puto."

¡Cabrón!

¡Que lastima! ¡Mis huevos son tan grandes que mis pantalones no me caben!

DOMdotCOM > Team6.1 03/03/2014 at 20:13

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my go to since i am mexican,

chupas mantequilla de mi culo, puto.

means, suck butter from my ass bitch.

AntMic > Team6.1 03/04/2014 at 02:06

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Played soccer with a lot of South americans in college, so exactly the same situation. Unfortunately alot of refs speak Spanish too so cant get too caried away.

AntMic > N/A POWAAAHH 03/04/2014 at 02:10

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all variations for sure. I cannot stop saying shitfuck

Philbert/Phartnagle > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/06/2014 at 00:28

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Sunny Beach & Sofa King....