Morning Oppo

"MoparKetchup" (moparketchup) 03/03/2014 at 10:30 • Filed to: good morning

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2 sobering facts for jaywalkers: 1) 99.9% of you will not be as fast as Usain Bolt. 2) If you break the law, you are in a butt-load of hurt.

Interesting linky about Bolt.

EL_ULY > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 10:31

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lol, eat it!!!

 > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 10:36

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Haha that ass got some wicked road rash!

N/A POWAAAHH > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 10:40

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Does that sidewalk do double duty as a skating rink?

Frank Grimes > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 10:47

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I swear I can see butt cheeks. Bro just wrecked his designer selvege denim bro!

Which is expected after that no handed feet first butt slide. I think this is a tony hawk pro skater move.

MoparKetchup > EL_ULY 03/03/2014 at 11:06

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MoparKetchup > Frank Grimes 03/03/2014 at 11:09

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Racescort666 > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 11:11

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I saw some dude jaywalking on my way to work. Then a cop pulled out, I really thought he was going to get a ticket.

I also think of the line from Dodgeball "remember Gordon, they're mostly made from metal!"

MoparKetchup > Racescort666 03/03/2014 at 11:15

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EL_ULY > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 11:18

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LOL!

EL_ULY > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 11:21

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that will come in handy in the future im sure, thanks :]

MoparKetchup > EL_ULY 03/03/2014 at 11:27

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IN RUSSIA, EL ULY NOT EAT COOKIE, COOKIE EAT EL ULY!

Frank Grimes > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 11:27

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Ouch.

EL_ULY > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 11:29

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lol!!!!!

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 11:39

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"And he's going for the steal at the plate! The catcher scrambles for the loose ball... this run is for the win! It's a tie ball game! The crowd watches and waits... he slides anddd.... He's out! He got him! We're going into extra innings!"

Ilike_cougars > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 11:52

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Yeah my Monday feels exactly like that right now.. just need to get back up and run I guess..

Sinanigans > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 11:55

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Damn! He ass slid for like 20ft!

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 13:18

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How in the shit do you drive with these goddamned mirrors?!

MoparKetchup > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 03/03/2014 at 13:49

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Do you think that mirror is aftermarket or stock? Because it looks like Speed Racer's car.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > MoparKetchup 03/03/2014 at 13:54

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It's mostly a JDM thing. And I think most of them are stock.