Stupid Google...

Kinja'd!!! "It's a "Porch-uh"" (ikazuchi)
02/28/2014 at 18:03 • Filed to: Hoon Responsibly

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Apparently "good places to hoon in San Diego" does not come back with any good results. It's raining and I need to break traction... but in a semi-responsible manner.

If my stupid truck wasn't having issues I would be taking that out in the mud. Bah!


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > It's a "Porch-uh"
02/28/2014 at 18:05

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Fresh snow here, and they just paved a parking lot for a company that doesn't exist yet next door. Hoon time!


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > It's a "Porch-uh"
02/28/2014 at 18:09

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That's why you lot should have more roundabouts. Although all you really need is a slow corner you can see through. If there's nothing coming, and nothing parked on the exit, the road is yours.


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
02/28/2014 at 18:25

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That's exactly what I need!

You're not far from San Diego, right?


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > It's a "Porch-uh"
02/28/2014 at 18:27

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I mean Canada isn't that far away is it?


Kinja'd!!! Just4GP > It's a "Porch-uh"
02/28/2014 at 19:53

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If you find one let me know. I'm in North County now....


Kinja'd!!! S H: now with more letters! > It's a "Porch-uh"
02/28/2014 at 20:42

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I watched a WRX almost lose control on a small slide entering my neighborhood. Not sure if he was trying to hoon, or just a terrible driver.

Lots of backroads to test your ballsiness off the 15...


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Just4GP
02/28/2014 at 21:52

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Me too! Escondido.


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > S H: now with more letters!
02/28/2014 at 21:57

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Yeah, that's the thing... plenty of nice twisties where I can stuff my car into a guardrail, off a cliff, into a cliff, or into another car... not much where I can hoon safely, like a big, abandoned parking lot.


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
02/28/2014 at 21:58

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Practically next door.


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > It's a "Porch-uh"
03/01/2014 at 02:07

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the older and more responsible I get/think I am, the more inclined I am to say get an older rear-wheel drive car with narrow tires that breaks traction easily so the few remaining places to hoon can be done so at safe, controllable speeds.


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > JasonStern911
03/01/2014 at 11:59

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When it's wet, the M5 doesn't take much to break traction.

I had to settle for a couple quick u-turns in a small, empty parking lot.