To to put the final nail in the Craigslist coffin, CPOCP

"Jeff-God-of-Biscuits" (Jeff-God-of-Biscuits) 02/25/2014 at 21:54 • Filed to: None

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Some highlights of this beauty...

"Left rear tire just exploded."

"Smoked tail lights" (I am certain they are, see the above)

"Car does need other things just can't remember off the top of my head"

And one of my personal favorites...

"Willing to trade for other 300zx twin turbo"

And the joy of owning this marvelous project can be all yours for a mere $5000

Somethingwittyer likes noisy > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/25/2014 at 21:56

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On a scale to sleep deprivation to acid how dilisonal is this seller?

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Somethingwittyer likes noisy 02/25/2014 at 21:58

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I'm thinking 12 pack of bud and 2/3 bottle of Jack.

N/A POWAAAHH > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/25/2014 at 22:00

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Change the front bumper and hood, and lower offset wheels in the rear, I'd drive it

Nerd-Vol > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/25/2014 at 22:03

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Dump the hood, wing, and front bumper. Widen up the rear and to meet the wider body. Drop in ls1. Paint it candy red. Jobs a goodun for about 25k. I would talk him down to 2500 and a ham sandwich.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > N/A POWAAAHH 02/25/2014 at 22:03

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I would drive it too, but there is no way I would actually pay anything to own it. Maybe 40 bucks, tops.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Nerd-Vol 02/25/2014 at 22:06

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I'm betting that you would have to replace the entire drivetrain. The list of "new" parts and corresponding problems just screams abusive driving.

Nerd-Vol > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/25/2014 at 22:08

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Yeah. As soon as I hit submit, I realized it was pretty stupid.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/25/2014 at 22:09

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i think those are Mustang wheels on the front.

N/A POWAAAHH > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/25/2014 at 22:11

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I'd give him a book on common sense and a happy meal

Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/25/2014 at 22:19

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They are in fact Mustang wheels.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower 02/25/2014 at 22:20

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lol

Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/25/2014 at 22:21

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I see your 300zx and raise you Appalachias finest race car.

http://charlestonwv.craigslist.org/cto/4327763888…

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Nerd-Vol 02/25/2014 at 22:33

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lol, test drive, see where the death rattles are, drive away eating his sandwich.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower 02/25/2014 at 22:34

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But it's got Royal Purple in the front seat and it's ready for NAWS man!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Nerd-Vol 02/25/2014 at 22:35

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Dont get me wrong, I love the look of the 300 twin turbos... but that one has had a hard hard life. And I love the way even he acknowledges this by looking for another 300 to trade for. This one is finally dead, I need another.

exizeo - still loving fourza > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/25/2014 at 23:47

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this fuckin' guy.

Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/26/2014 at 04:48

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Yeah dawg. Hella fast yo. It gets 980 horse with the body kit and naws dawg.