"It's a "Porch-uh"" (ikazuchi)
02/25/2014 at 19:48 • Filed to: AB1825
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"It's a "Porch-uh"" (ikazuchi)
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Thank you Oppo for keeping me entertained during this mind-numbing training.
"Is it okay to congratulate a co-worker by slapping him or her on the bottom in a playful manner?"
"Is it okay to demand sexual favors in exchange for a raise?"
It's the law that I go through this for TWO HOURS! This is a 5 minute training, at best!
Keep posting good stuff so I don't jump out of my office window.
Victorious Secret
> It's a "Porch-uh"
02/25/2014 at 19:49 |
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I answered yes to both.
I am still employed.
WHO GON STOP ME HUH?
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> It's a "Porch-uh"
02/25/2014 at 19:50 |
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JustWaitingForAMate
> It's a "Porch-uh"
02/25/2014 at 19:53 |
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I did my 'morals and ethics' training a few weeks ago.
'You and a co-worker are working late into the night, she offers for the both of you to continue working from her place'
Do you accept?
Well duh.
My boss isn't too happy with me.
bob and john
> It's a "Porch-uh"
02/25/2014 at 19:54 |
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one that i saw before, and used.
in the event of a fire, what steps should u take?
I shouted: fucking big ones
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It's a "Porch-uh"
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
02/25/2014 at 19:55 |
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Yup, less than 5 minutes.
Decay buys too many beaters
> It's a "Porch-uh"
02/25/2014 at 19:56 |
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thebigbossyboss
> It's a "Porch-uh"
02/25/2014 at 19:59 |
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duck dynasty did that once.
The Compromiser
> JustWaitingForAMate
02/25/2014 at 20:46 |
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The correct answer is no. Do it on the bosses desk. Never take your work home with you.
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JustWaitingForAMate
> The Compromiser
02/25/2014 at 20:50 |
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I argued that we would be showing a strong work ethic by going above and beyond the regular hours to get the work done.
Then I pointed out once the work was done there are no inter-office fraternization rules.
I'm that guy. The one that actually reads the rules then abuses them since they don't cover all possibilities.
Which is how I got to wear a kilt to work, as it met the skirt length requirements that didn't stipulate if a male/female was wearing it.
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thebigbossyboss
> bob and john
02/25/2014 at 22:37 |
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Brilliant.
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The Compromiser
> JustWaitingForAMate
02/25/2014 at 22:48 |
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A kilt is appropriate at all times. As long as you are regimental that is... and not parachuting in it.