![]() 02/23/2014 at 13:41 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I'm working on a project of sorts where a handful of cars will be put through ordinary car tasks. You know, the kinds of things you do with your car without giving it a second thought. Now I need help coming up with as many of those ordinary car tasks as possible.
Here's what I have so far:
Stop & go city traffic
Merging onto the highway
"Rough" city roads (potholes, etc)
Speed bumps
Parking (parallel and end-on spaces)
Getting in and out
Transporting cargo (this needs extra help. What sort of cargo do you need to fit in your car regularly? What sort of large/bulky/difficult cargo do you need to fit in your car occasionally?)
Car wash
Drive through
Fueling up
(Unrelated lead image to get your attention)
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Picking up hookers
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Hauling some dogs?
02/23/2014 at 13:50 |
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Driving small country roads
Eating snacks during road trip
Some basic maintenance
Sex(?)
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definitely the last one.
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Can you sit comfortably while a child in a car seat is behind you kicking his legs? Are you jerking the wheel every time he kicks you in the elbow? Does your stroller take up every inch of cargo area?
TL;DR Does it baby?
This photo is of my awesome son, by the way.
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Working with two-seaters. Does not baby.
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Storing and retrieving stuff from the map pockets and other small storage areas - maps, papers, cups, umbrella, garbage, etc
Transporting cargo: suitcases for family of 4 heading to Disneyland or bbq day at the beach or park (cooler, blankets, towels, etc)
Changing a flat tire
Handling change for tolls (this is what ashtrays are for, right?)
Connecting/using iPod
Going to a drive-through restaurant
Going to a drive-through ATM/bank machine
Going to a drive-through liquor store
Getting in and out of a parking garage (ticket from dispenser, paying at exit with credit card, navigating narrow ramps)
Transporting garden supplies - live plants of different sizes, bags of rock or soil, decorative items
Driving at night
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And hauling away dead ones.
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Definitely a few things in there I'll use. Thanks!
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-Burnouts
-Drifting
-Apexing everything
-Destroying on-ramps
-Spur of the moment runs to 140
-Trying to top your best time on that curvy section by your house
-Aggressively downshifting to make Camry drivers nervous
-Getting pulled over by the Police
-Speeding on the way to traffic court
I really need to get a new daily driver.
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Wonderfully done
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High speed crashes.
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Well, that's an answer. I guess I missed the point of this project.
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I'll be working with a handful of cars in the near future (all two seaters). Today I'm looking for ideas regarding what "daily driver tests" to subject them to
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I get that now. Sounds like a totally solid idea. I'll be looking for it. I think what threw me was the photo of the crossover in the parking lot. It made me think you were doing "normal" car reviews. Obviously not as fun as fun car reviews, though.
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The cup holders. those matter a lot in a car.
also how easy is the technology/infotainment center to use.
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Guitar amps are a good test of cargo capacity since they're difficult to load but reasonably common enough to move
Turning Radius
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Yeah, that was just me GISing a car pulling into a parking space, i.e. a car doing normal car things.
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I could, in fact, do the most realistic "dead body test" ever depicted in a car review. But it would probably be "unwise"
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This entertains me for reasons I cannot yet reveal
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I seriously want to know why. Why?
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Just don't put it on the internet.
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You'll have to wait until the project is finished
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Damn. Well cupholders are pretty important to me as a person. I love fast food, and sweet tea. Cupholders can also be good for fries, and the second one for sauce. I always make sure to clean my car since i'm a bit odd. ok well actually very ocd.
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Unloading a full grocery cart into the car. In the rain. Unloading groceries from the car, also in the rain.