Driving tip

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
02/22/2014 at 20:20 • Filed to: None

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To save weight, make sure you go to the bathroom before you drive.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > Nibby
02/22/2014 at 20:22

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Woah, this isn't Lifehacker!! ;)


Kinja'd!!! getchapopcorn > Nibby
02/22/2014 at 20:22

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Pro tip: to save underpants, make sure you go to the bathroom before you distance-drive.


Kinja'd!!! Roberto G. > Nibby
02/22/2014 at 20:25

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Seems legit.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Nibby
02/22/2014 at 20:25

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And bring a big empty sealable bottle so you can pee into it without stopping


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Nibby
02/22/2014 at 20:27

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Eat lots of fiber a few days before an event so you will have extra weight savings


Kinja'd!!! Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Nibby
02/22/2014 at 20:27

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If you forget to, immediately go in your pants, that way the center of gravity of your car is as low as possible.


Kinja'd!!! daender > Nibby
02/22/2014 at 20:27

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Funny, I actually do this at autocrosses!


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Nibby
02/22/2014 at 20:41

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As important, take a dump.


Kinja'd!!! awe46m3zcp > Nibby
02/22/2014 at 20:42

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If you drop your deuces at work you save on toilet paper too.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > awe46m3zcp
02/22/2014 at 21:06

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In undergrad, I used to steal toilet paper from the buildings and bring them to my apartment whenever I ran out.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Manuél Ferrari
02/22/2014 at 21:18

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Gatorade bottles work best.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Nibby
02/23/2014 at 07:22

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If the goal is saving weight, go further.

Drive naked.