Concept of 'Traffic' as a nation

"Baber K. Khan" (beekay) 02/22/2014 at 17:54 • Filed to: None

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Bear with me if I am being whatever smart word I have in mind but I do believe. Traffic is one thing where almost every where, everyone is the same. Some regional differentiation is there but here;

"Traffic" is a nation, which is one in any and all aspects. Everyone's an ass-hole. I am for them and they for me. Traffic is a nation without boundaries and the only nation that is so without being recognized as a nation, it is a world where discrimination occurs not on your color of skin rather the car you drive.

It doesn't have a Parliament or Senate but their concerns are opinion are the same. BMW's are driven by cocks, and anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

The code of conduct on the roads which this nation defines as its territory is different in all regions. Come to South East Asia and the general rule here is you protect your own car and I mine and we'll all live happily ever after. Come to Middle-East and follow the rules, but grow up here and you can drive like you're driving Mario Kart. Come to Europe and you can literally go as fast as yo possibly can except a certain no-go territory over-taken by rebels who recently banned this nation's two most honorable representatives 'J. Clarkson (Jezza)' and 'R. Hammond (Hamster)'. Come to North America but they are belligerent.

This nation is a tough one. We all have been once called an ass-hole in a day. There are only three gestures we recognized, one when we call each other ass-hole, two when we try to make a face cuter then a puppy wanting you play throw so we can avoid the ass-hole move we made and third can be seen during jams.

This unique nation's form of communication is a 'horn' and other is commonly referred to as 'dipper' or 'high-beam signals'. Like the word fuck, this form of communication is diverse. It is used during distress, annoyance, joy, disappointment, and so on so forth. The vocabulary is awfully limited and yet, it expresses itself better than most languages.

We are one nation which is yet to be recognized by ourselves but we're a judgmental lot and we're sure that you (we all) are ass-holes.

I am sure I am onto something, but I may not be the best to describe it.

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