Yes, I Am "That Guy"

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/21/2014 at 17:41 • Filed to: None

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That guy who blasts this song from his stereo with all four windows down on 46°F day.

That motherfucker who wears his aviators and driving gloves while rocking out in his car.

There are some moments when I am, "The Stereotypical BMW Douchebag."

And in those moments, I am proud.

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/21/2014 at 17:44

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this is the first song in our weekly "sweep and mop up the shop" playlist :]

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > EL_ULY 02/21/2014 at 17:47

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Played at 11?

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/21/2014 at 17:50

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well, however loud my new computer speakers can go. Richard Christy and Jurgen Reil busted my old ones lol :]

Mercedes Streeter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/21/2014 at 17:55

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I'm that guy too...

Only that I'm driving a smart...

And I'm wearing an Apple/Breaking Bad shirt...

And I'm likely playing Weird Al or some sort of Nightwish...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mercedes Streeter 02/21/2014 at 17:57

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Have you thought about putting the AMG45 motor in it?

Singhjr96 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/21/2014 at 18:18

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Join the club. Music up full blast, and at least a sunroof open if it is sunny enough.

Mercedes Streeter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/21/2014 at 18:20

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For now, I want to turbocharge the daylights out of it. Many smart owners who do turbocharge often see whp increases of 80% or more.

And then, there's that one guy who built a V8 smart with AWD...

MC_Leon6494 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/21/2014 at 19:53

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dude, i'd do the same! I'm jamming to Zeppelin right now!

Greasemonkey > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/21/2014 at 21:12

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Im right there with you, man. This is my jam:

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/21/2014 at 22:12

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I like to do the same but sometimes at temps as low as 36-37 degrees.

Yes I go insane towards the end of winter. Most definitely. I feel it just adds to the stereotype.