How do I stop being grey?

Kinja'd!!! "V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon)
02/21/2014 at 16:44 • Filed to: None

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Once upon a time I could post on the FP without being grey. Then Kinja. Now grey. I've followed the Oppo rule even on the main page. I don't think I've ever pissed off one of the admins.....

Anybody?


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! mycarneverruns87 > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 16:48

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If you find out let me know. I have been posting on the FP for over a year and have always been gray


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 16:50

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One of the writers needs to see this and ungrey you, unfortanetly though I am also grayed :(


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 16:51

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Oppo admins have no control on your FP status.

FP un-grey requires being followed by Jalopnik proper, only the editors can do that. So take it up with them, because its their say in the end.


Kinja'd!!! Biased Plies > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 16:54

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Make excellent comments, whether insightful or humorous and someone will notice and un-grey you.

Are your comments consistently not recommended out of the grey? Not good enough.

Timing is also more important than perhaps I'd like it to be. Get there early enough for people to notice your comments, otherwise they're fairly likely to be missed.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 17:01

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Sacrifice a lamb to Hardigree in the middle of a pentagram drawn in the blood of your firstborn child.


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Biased Plies
02/21/2014 at 17:10

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Yeah, I don't comment as much as I used to on the FP so I can understand the timing thing.

Isn't Matt Hardigree an editor or no? I know he's an author for actual articles.... He shows up on the list of persons following me.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 17:12

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That's because you've got posting privs on oppo, we're all on that list.


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > JustWaitingForAMate
02/21/2014 at 17:15

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Aha! That makes sense. Thanks ;)


Kinja'd!!! Kailand09 > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 17:21

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I've decided it isn't worth the thought. It's like the popular kids on reddit, you just have to make a bunch of stupid puns or make annoyingly repetitive styled jokes.

Or you can write long, great articles on oppo and get published.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 17:24

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It's not your fault you're grey. Sometimes you need to just take a long look in the mirror and realize you've always been grey.

We'll accept you no matter how grey you are.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 17:40

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Yeah mine don't show up until somebody recommends them. How do you get posting privileges here?


Kinja'd!!! hethoughtofcars > nermal
02/21/2014 at 18:55

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Oh man, a grey article in an article asking "How to Get Out of the Grey?" The mind reels!

Here are your new best friends:

Part 1 and Part 2

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Good luck and Welcome!


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > GhostZ
02/21/2014 at 19:36

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No

Lol!


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 19:40

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Do your parents know that you're grey?


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > GhostZ
02/21/2014 at 19:53

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I haven't told them.

It would break their 256 color hearts.


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > GhostZ
02/21/2014 at 20:02

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I haven't told them.

It would break their 256 color hearts.


Kinja'd!!! DarrenMR > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
02/21/2014 at 21:22

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Gawd thats so grey.


Kinja'd!!! Norbs > GhostZ
02/22/2014 at 14:19

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Fake and grey!