New Godzilla Ain't Screwing Around

Kinja'd!!! "Victorious Secret" (victorioussecret)
02/20/2014 at 20:51 • Filed to: None

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I bet he doesn't lift though.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! alexlam24 > Victorious Secret
02/20/2014 at 20:54

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Wrong GT-R.


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > alexlam24
02/20/2014 at 20:55

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You're right, the other GT-R is just a fatass.


Kinja'd!!! Shooltzie > alexlam24
02/20/2014 at 20:55

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I like the scaly bastard in the picture more.


Kinja'd!!! alexlam24 > Shooltzie
02/20/2014 at 20:58

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I like fiber better

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Kinja'd!!! alexlam24 > Victorious Secret
02/20/2014 at 20:59

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It also demolishes Ferraris(Both in a fire and track)


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > alexlam24
02/20/2014 at 21:01

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It could demolish Bugattis and Zondas on the track, it just isn't the same.


Kinja'd!!! alexlam24 > Victorious Secret
02/20/2014 at 21:02

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Because one could swim through a pond and also run a 7:08 on street tires while taking the dog to the vet.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Victorious Secret
02/20/2014 at 21:05

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'Sir, there's a giant lizard monster attacking the city!'

'Quick! send in paratroopers to stop it!'

I really want to find out why they were jumping in the trailer/poster...because complete lack of sense so far.


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > alexlam24
02/20/2014 at 21:05

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But does the 7:08 really matter? Not really.

See, Nissan knows their target market for the GT-R will care about ring times and performance and penis measuring.

Ferrari, for example, knows their customers don't. They are after the badge. Plain and simple. And GT-R badge has a little less equity then even the Ferrari Dino badge.


Kinja'd!!! alexlam24 > Victorious Secret
02/20/2014 at 21:09

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Most Ferrari owners keep their car in a bulletproof box to be hidden away for the next 4 decades.


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > JustWaitingForAMate
02/20/2014 at 21:09

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Because we got a cool looking HALO jump out of it.

Damnit, stop making me question movies.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Victorious Secret
02/20/2014 at 21:10

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I can't help it, I'm a pedantic twat like that.


Kinja'd!!! Shankems > JustWaitingForAMate
02/20/2014 at 21:27

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They are simply feeding him, he'll become fat and lazy, and die of a heart attack in short order.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Shankems
02/20/2014 at 21:29

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Gentlemen, commence operation 'Supersize Me'.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Victorious Secret
02/20/2014 at 21:49

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Kinja'd!!! TheStraightSixKid > Victorious Secret
02/21/2014 at 04:01

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IT'S GODZILLA.

IT COMES OUT THE DAY AFTER MY B-DAY (SO EXITED)