Ummm... Awkward PSA

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi) 02/20/2014 at 13:28 • Filed to: None

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So I sneezed, and in doing so I bit my tongue... Then I ate a pineapple. It was not fun. I just thought you all should know, if you accidentally bite your tongue hard, don't eat a pineapple directly after, unless you're one of those people who like weird tingly burning type sensations on your tongue.

Jagvar > CAR_IS_MI 02/20/2014 at 13:29

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Bad Idea Hat > CAR_IS_MI 02/20/2014 at 13:31

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unless you're one of those people who like weird tingly burning type sensations on your tongue.

And if you are, have I got a 9 volt battery for you!

Ilike_cougars > CAR_IS_MI 02/20/2014 at 13:37

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Apparently Pineapples are one of the fruits which can dissolve human flesh..

CAR_IS_MI > Ilike_cougars 02/20/2014 at 13:39

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ACID!!!

RazoE > CAR_IS_MI 02/20/2014 at 13:43

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Be glad you didn't eat a Kiwi. I think those have more vitamin C than any other fruit.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > CAR_IS_MI 02/20/2014 at 14:33

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I remember it like it was yesterday. Me and the guys at college would sit around taking tequila shots. We'd down the shot, sneeze, bite our tongue and put a slice of fresh pineapple our mouth. Good times those.