This is my girlfriend's wallpaper. Siiiggghhhh

Kinja'd!!! "saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars" (saabstory)
02/20/2014 at 00:04 • Filed to: None

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I have no words. Only sighs. Siiigggghhhhhhhhhh . And she knows what it is!!!


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:05

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By next week, I expect her to no longer be your girlfriend.

She shall become your WIFE.


Kinja'd!!! hethoughtofcars > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:05

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Lucky you. Congratulations!


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:08

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So whens the wedding?


Kinja'd!!! THOMAS5 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:08

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Propose now. Do it now


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:10

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I'm impressed. I have had an Audi RS2 1:18 scale model sitting on the fireplace mantle next to the TV for a year now, and my girlfriend still doesn't know what it is.


Kinja'd!!! Driving_Impaired > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:11

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you sir are a lucky man!


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > THOMAS5
02/20/2014 at 00:12

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I like how several of us already made comments about him marrying her.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:14

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that's so cool!
I wish my girlfriend knew more about cars than this:

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Kinja'd!!! THOMAS5 > Nibby
02/20/2014 at 00:14

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It's the only logical thing to do. Great minds think alike.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:18

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I think the proper Oppositelock reponse is "Marry the shit out of her."


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
02/20/2014 at 00:21

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Tum ta tum tum Tums!®


Kinja'd!!! pfftballer > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:22

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I'm going the other direction. RUN, IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! hethoughtofcars > Doug DeMuro
02/20/2014 at 00:23

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Hey even if she knows the four rings mean Audi, she's a keeper. And anyway, after reading Plays With Cars, I think I can make an educated guess that that isn't the only model of a car in your house...


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > pfftballer
02/20/2014 at 00:29

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Kinja'd!!! Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:31

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Doug DeMuro's post gave me an idea for you: buy her a 1:18 model of an RS2, and place a wedding ring in the driver's seat. BAM.


Kinja'd!!! McSchmalex > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 00:31

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First of all, you have more internet cool points on Oppo than I do from this post, at least more than anything I post...

Second of all, you better take her out to a nice steak dinner and then take her home and just marry the fuck out of her. Twice.


Kinja'd!!! pfftballer > Big Bubba Ray
02/20/2014 at 00:31

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Hell yeah. Thems some crafty bitches. They can learn all manner of car shit in order to get the house and half of your retirement down the road.


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > hethoughtofcars
02/20/2014 at 00:34

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There are many more. But the RS2 will always have a special place in my heart. And on the mantle.


Kinja'd!!! witchdoctor11 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 01:38

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Marry her...that is all...


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > pfftballer
02/20/2014 at 01:49

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I would definitely fall for it. No shame in admitting it.


Kinja'd!!! blargolapse1 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 02:29

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I don't believe this post.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 02:45

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I want an RS2 so badly.

Only five more years..


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 03:39

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My friend has one of these and it is in the same shade of blue. He told me that he it was really hard to find one without a sunroof.

Must be an interesting girl if she likes these.


Kinja'd!!! Shiftright > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 04:17

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You need to put a ring on it post haste. That's a keeper.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 10:03

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Marry her, marry her now! Had to teach my wife all the basics, and shes furthered her knowledge on her own, quite impressed with here and the things she says..but if you can get all that with out work...you win.


Kinja'd!!! aosuydbfosad > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 11:45

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I knew I was going to marry my wife when, on our first date I asked what kind of truck her brother had, and her answer was "1984 Ford F-150 stepside". Oh..... I was expecting "um, it's brown?"


Kinja'd!!! saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > aosuydbfosad
02/20/2014 at 14:42

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She LOVES old trucks, too! I'm talking her favorite truck is a 1955 Chevy 3100, and when she told me that, I said, "Really?" and she said, "With the 256, of course."


Kinja'd!!! saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > pfftballer
02/20/2014 at 14:43

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Ya know, I think I'm okay taking that chance.


Kinja'd!!! saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise
02/20/2014 at 14:45

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Ooohh I like this idea. I will keep it in my mind if the day ever comes.


Kinja'd!!! aosuydbfosad > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
02/20/2014 at 15:19

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OK - you win!

That's starting to get scary.....


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Doug DeMuro
02/20/2014 at 15:56

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for another couple of years at least...


Kinja'd!!! saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > aosuydbfosad
02/20/2014 at 16:57

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I know... I think this is all a dream.