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Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
02/19/2014 at 20:50 • Filed to: None

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Suddenly great whites don't seem so scary by comparison


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Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 20:52

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What the hell is that?


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 20:54

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Well it takes getting hit in the face for that thing to react …. so maybe its not so scary.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 20:54

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Do you normally swim at say, anywhere below 100 feet? Because Goblin Sharks are deep fishies. You should probably still fear a Great White more. Or Orca's. Man, I love Killer Whales - I'm a West Coast soul - but they've been getting increasingly aggressive, or maybe it's just the abundance of cameras in the world right now. Either way...

I forgot my point.


Kinja'd!!! Cebu > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 20:54

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Dangit bro, I have a chem test tommorow!


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 20:55

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Once bitten, twice shy.

Babe.


Kinja'd!!! 'Stangy Leg > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 20:57

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This reminds me when i stick my donkey kong in my gf's face lol


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/19/2014 at 21:02

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Goblin shark


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Lets Just Drive
02/19/2014 at 21:03

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Sea creatures are awesome?


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 21:05

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And we literally don't even know the half of it, yet we're killing 'em off at alarming speeds.

I hate that the human condition is, "We remember this and it's demise was a terrible thing." Paired with, "But we aren't going to save these things we're killing now... we'll remember their loss as a shame though."

We're pretty dumb animals, despite all our trickery.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Lets Just Drive
02/19/2014 at 21:07

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Yep. We suck


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 21:10

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On the other hand, maybe we'll invent star-ships and start to harvest distant planets because, I mean, once we get to the point that we can start consuming resources at that kind of prodigious rate I don't think that blue-breasted lesser reticulated spring spotted sparrow sharks are really all that relevant. Know what I mean?


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 21:17

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That is so bizarre and unnatural looking in that "hasn't evolved for 100 million years" kinda way. Sometimes I wish I could be a deep ocean explorer. It might as well be an alien planet. Makes you wonder what other bizarre creatures we haven't stumbled upon down there.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Lets Just Drive
02/19/2014 at 21:19

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You seem grumpy today. You're right, of course, but grumpy.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 21:32

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People forget that the way we live on this planet now, in a post agricultural world, is but a tiny fraction of how we've existed on this planet. People accept as certain incompatibilities those which aren't and we will consume our daily lives with the minutia of that which truly does not matter. We are a singularly aware and capable species but we are also the greatest threat to our own existence.

I love my cars, my television and my central heating but would that I did not know of these things would I be just as happy with my deer-hide clothes, my atlatl's and bows and knowing how to truly maintain my existence and that of those around myself?

In parts of the world where people should breed and should reproduce, they don't while in those parts of the world already stressed by human occupation they breed with abundance. In parts of the world where pollution is less then 1% of the global concern we obsess about electric, driver-less, hemp built cars while those areas responsible for far higher percentages do nothing.

We are a brilliant, unstoppable force. Yet we are also that unmovable force against which it crashes.

I have struggled with my perception of existence for as long as I can recall and now that I have a young daughter, I struggle with increased ferocity. Alas, I do not believe any one person can truly change the world, not any more.

Oh, and as a Canadian, watching the United States go down the path it's on I cannot help but remember my good friend as she watched her brother throw her life away with drugs and general badness. Apropos of nothing.


Kinja'd!!! Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back > McMike
02/19/2014 at 21:35

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I don't have enough stars to give for this particularly awesome late 80s flashback, but I thank you. (If you were referring to Ian Hunter's original, then you're way cooler than me*, because I had no idea who Ian Hunter was when I heard Great White do it.)

*You may be way cooler than me for other reasons too, but I am trying to stay on topic.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Dusty Ventures
02/19/2014 at 21:35

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nope.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
02/19/2014 at 21:42

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Quoting Hunter's cover was much safer than making a "scared of club fire" joke.

I also, didn't know it was cover when it was in heavy rotation. I thought it was just a shitty 4 bar blues song they recorded to try to cash in on the Georgia Satellites success.


Kinja'd!!! Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back > McMike
02/19/2014 at 21:46

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I had forgotten about the club fire. Wow, that's actually been awhile, hasn't it? But yeah, good call on that.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
02/19/2014 at 22:02

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Nice screen name, BTW

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Kinja'd!!! Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back > McMike
02/19/2014 at 22:14

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Thanks! It always gets cut off at "... between his legs and" on my screen and I find myself wondering if people still know the song or just think I'm a perv.


Kinja'd!!! Ilike_cougars > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
02/20/2014 at 13:23

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Are you sure? I see this in the deep and I am going to swim, dog paddle, do everything in my power to go the other way..

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