OMFG...I can't believe Amazon approved my review [Update]

"Desu-San-Desu" (Desu-San-Desu) 02/15/2014 at 16:20 • Filed to: None

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UPDATE:

People actually think it's helpful! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 15:59

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There's ketchup on Amazon?

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 02/15/2014 at 16:00

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THERE IS MILK ON AMAZON.

And spearguns.

Desu-San-Desu > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 02/15/2014 at 16:00

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I have yet to find something Amazon doesn't sell.

TheKingOfBirds > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 02/15/2014 at 16:01

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And jacking hands.

Desu-San-Desu > vdub_nut: scooter snob 02/15/2014 at 16:02

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But-but-but! Now what am I going to use as an excuse to go sliding around in parking lots next time it snows!?

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:02

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Real Men don't need excuses to hoon.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:08

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Huh, they sell Ketchup on Amazon? Holy crap...

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:10

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Slaves.

MoparKetchup > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:10

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Is it weird I just had the curiosity to search the only 5 reviews the product has and search for the blurred name?

Desu-San-Desu > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/15/2014 at 16:12

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....

*bows down at your feet*

That is the touché to end all touchés.

Takuro Spirit > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:12

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Screw you, wwaterbury shop, and your $14 bottle of catsup!

Desu-San-Desu > MoparKetchup 02/15/2014 at 16:12

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XD

It's mostly just in case the image gets shared elsewhere. I don't care if anybody on Oppo knows my name.

Though a surprisingly large number of Opponauts think I'm Asian... o.0

The Dummy Gummy > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:16

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Don't deny your inner-Asian.

MoparKetchup > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:18

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Fair enough. I had to do it because that comment was funny as hell, and sometimes you got to know who's the author of comments like this one. BTW: I think you're this guy:

Desu-San-Desu > MoparKetchup 02/15/2014 at 16:22

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Surprisingly accurate.

Except I'm blonde with blue eyes.

But you've piqued my curiosity...what is that makes you think I'm so much like L , hmm?

McMike > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:24

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Amazon can be fun.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile…

You think getting a two month old reply or a recommendation is funny? Wait until you get a "this Amazon review helped someone made a decision" notification from five years ago.

Doesn't happen often, but it's funny when it happens.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:29

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Eh. Considering that's kinda frowned upon and, ya know, illegal... I guess the real challenge is finding something you don't have to resort to the black market (not a slave pun) for sale on Amazon.

MoparKetchup > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:35

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Because L was the was the funniest character (compared to others like Ryuk, who was too silly for my taste) and in every scene there was some food-related subject surrounding him. I think it seems perfectly fitting with the Heinz Ketchup post.

EL_ULY > Desu-San-Desu 02/15/2014 at 16:51

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Lol dork :]

JACU - I've got bonifides. > Desu-San-Desu 02/16/2014 at 02:11

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I did have a moment there though when immediately after the reference to your "jacking" hand, you said "Goes great on hotdogs, though. No messy drips."

marshknute > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 13:20

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Trolling Amazon's customer reviews page is one of my favorite pastimes. I wrote this little gem last summer!

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

The scary thing is that people have actually contacted me with specific questions about the quality of the shift knob. I can't imagine what part of my review convinced them that I may be a reputable source of information.