"MtrRider Just Wants Doritos" (MtrRider) 02/14/2014 at 20:53 • Filed to: None

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Pssst, hey single people. Yeah, you. Nobody loves you.

RotaryLover > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 20:55

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Y u sey dis? I cri evey tim...

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 20:56

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Hey you people in a relationship... You know, the ones with out the toys and cars and money, all that cool stuff? We only feel kicked like this one day a year. How about you?

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/14/2014 at 20:56

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And I say that from the more experienced, married side of the fence.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 20:58

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I love me... and so does my mom. And my dog.

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... I'm so alone

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 21:00

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d'aww, that means I have more time for my family to love me.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 21:05

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Yeah well, maybe today, but tomorrow who knows!

PS9 > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 21:05

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Don't nobody got nothin' I need anyway.

I_AmDeath > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 21:09

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More specifically no one loves the half a million posts about them being single.

EL_ULY > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 21:14

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Lol damn dude, right in the feel balls

Jayhawk Jake > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 21:38

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Well that's just not true. My mom loves me

Jayhawk Jake > RotaryLover 02/14/2014 at 21:38

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liek dis if u cri evry tiem

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Jayhawk Jake 02/14/2014 at 21:49

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Well I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 23:02

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Hey! I've got two crazy ex-girlfriends trying to hook up with me tonight, I'm plenty loved! *runs and hides*

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/14/2014 at 23:47

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Maybe I'm just too good for them.

Yeah, that's it. I'm just too good.

Definitely.