To My Fellow Oppostles Who Are Single On This Day

"PRBot II" (prbot2) 02/14/2014 at 11:40 • Filed to: valentine's day, off topic

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Remember, there's always plenty of fish in the sea.

Rainbow > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 11:41

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I prefer humans, though, and the only HUMANS in the sea are all the way in Australia... :(

EL_ULY > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 11:42

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that shark should use a cast net lol :]

PRBot II > Rainbow 02/14/2014 at 11:43

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Life is hard.

spanfucker retire bitch > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 11:44

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Stupid shark. Doesn't he know you have to turn the force field OFF first, before you can eat?

Rainbow > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 11:44

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It is indeed. And then there is Oppo. :D

dogisbadob > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 11:45

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Who needs a date when you got chocolate? haha

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 11:47

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Thankfully I now have an amazing girlfriend, but one of my favourite write-ups about Valentine's day....hilarious and very succinctly put, by Mr. David Cross (google books page, can't copy text and I sure as hell am not typing it all up!)-

http://tinyurl.com/l7e9p4s

Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 11:51

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Please don't take this literally. It's just funny.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 11:51

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Dynamite the fish in the sea. They'll float to the surface dead or unconscious, and you can load them in the back of your truck.

Sadly, this doesn't work for women... or does it?

#UnnecessaryCreepiness

PRBot II > dogisbadob 02/14/2014 at 12:03

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This guy's all set.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito 02/14/2014 at 12:12

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Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 12:13

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What's worse? Being single or finding out your original love life has been seeing someone in a hotel and SUDDENLY being single?

PRBot II > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 02/14/2014 at 12:19

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Well when you put it that way, suddenly it doesn't seem so bad.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 12:29

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Lol, I'm going to a hockey game. With my cousin. Who is a dude, so no kiss-cam risk.... I hope.

Which got me thinking, wouldn't be funny if it zero's in on a group of 3 people because they think the guy and the girl will kiss, but the two guys kiss each other?

MonkeePuzzle > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 12:54

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but a lot of those fish are very unattractive

d00mZ > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 15:26

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Anyone want mine? I'm getting tired...

PRBot II > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/14/2014 at 15:28

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I'm willing to bet that has actually happened at some point!

PRBot II > d00mZ 02/14/2014 at 15:29

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Only if you have a good return policy.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 15:37

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I think so too. Haha. I've always had fantasies of doing super-awkward things on kiss cams at my local hockey games.

d00mZ > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 15:40

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HAHAHAHA OH man... Honestly. You win my day. :) 30 Day return policy. Must not be opened and used

PRBot II > d00mZ 02/14/2014 at 18:18

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HOT DAYUM!

SonorousSpeedJoe > PRBot II 02/14/2014 at 19:15

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Indeed, there are many fish in the sea. Really, why am I so glum on Valentine's Day?