eBay Find of The Day: My Dinner Tonight Was Cheetos & Pepsi, ed.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/13/2014 at 18:45 • Filed to: ebay

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2000 BMW M5, Manual Trans, 99,872 miles, No Reserve, Riverside, California, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

::Sees these and Vomits::

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 18:48

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Three pedals? Must be a park brake.

-Females

It's a "Porch-uh" > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 18:52

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This is why you don't paint your kidney grills. Get ones that are black plastic.

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 18:54

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whoa no reserve

and it's an hour from me

dangerous. must not buy any more cars. not right now. arghhhh

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Manuél Ferrari 02/13/2014 at 18:55

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Leno?

It's a "Porch-uh" > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 18:56

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I bid. Already outbid.

This would make a great parts car for me. Maybe even for an E39 M5 Touring.

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 18:57

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haha if i had his money i would totally have a big collection

people make fun of him for being a bad comedian. well the joke is on them cause he has more cool cars than anyone

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > It's a "Porch-uh" 02/13/2014 at 18:57

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Do you know how to eBay, right?

It's a "Porch-uh" > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 18:58

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You just yell your bids at the screen, right?

Cynical > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 19:01

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Buy it now. There is no reason not to have this car. None. Not one. Don't even listen to anyone that says otherwise, because they are just wrong.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > It's a "Porch-uh" 02/13/2014 at 19:01

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No, you put in your maximum bid and then reach in and grab the car out of your screen.

You have to move fast though, otherwise the screen will close and cut off your hand.

Renescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 19:02

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I'm such a nerd... looking through pics, immediately saw that those weren't M5 seats (no leg extension), sure enough, replaced with 7 series seats. If this were closer, I'd be interested.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Cynical 02/13/2014 at 19:02

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I don't have the funds or the means to go to the west coast.

It's a "Porch-uh" > Renescent 02/13/2014 at 19:14

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Yeah, I wasn't thrilled about that.

Updated to MKIV nav, though.

Cynical > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 19:15

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Are you trying to use logic to talk yourself out of buying an e39 M5? That stuff has no place here. M5555555555555555555555555555555555555......

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Cynical 02/13/2014 at 19:19

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I have an E36 328i sedan, and a Pinto Wagon project car. I think I'm pretty good 'round here.

M54B30 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 19:20

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I saw all those M stripes and felt my pants get all kinds of tight. I saw those pedal covers and puked in my mouth a little bit.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > M54B30 02/13/2014 at 19:21

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Absolutely heinous.

M54B30 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 19:23

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I would've spent a little and got the post-facelift CELIS rear lights, they look much better.