I got a ride into a 2007 335i coupe with the m package and a tuned chip.

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We found a stretch near my house and my friend pushed it. I took a ride into a boosted RX7, a v8 S4 and I was like meh, but his car was easily the fastest car I ever got a ride into or that's what I thought. He laughed and said, you haven't seen anything yet. The system wasn't ON. He turned it on and put the boost to the max. Got to the stretch again and pushed it. I never felt anything like it. NEVER!! It's was like a jet!!!! I was pushed in the seat! It never happened to me before. My views on BMWs changed...and my low power love is ruined.

Brian Silvestro > RotaryLover 02/13/2014 at 16:11

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The early 335i's are so unreliable, however. So your friends is most likely already broken.

twinturbobmw > RotaryLover 02/13/2014 at 16:13

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Why I love the 335i. I'm assuming it was a JB4 tune (Very common) so it was making around 400hp. It's a really great engine.

RotaryLover > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 16:15

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Oh boy...this is gonna hurt. He loaded all his cards to get it. This is gonna be interesting to see.

twinturbobmw > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 16:16

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Even the later N55s aren't the greatest for reliability.

Brian Silvestro > RotaryLover 02/13/2014 at 16:17

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They had some recalls done because the turbos kept failing, I'm pretty sure. The reason they went with the twin-scroll turbo in the '09 and later models was to replace that engine.

RotaryLover > twinturbobmw 02/13/2014 at 16:17

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That's it! That was the name of the system. Seriously, I never knew it would turn this car in that much of a beast!

RotaryLover > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 16:18

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He told me that it was caused by the cats. The prior owner removed them.

Brian Silvestro > twinturbobmw 02/13/2014 at 16:18

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Agreed, they're not. But I've heard/read countless stories and such about how much they break. I've always wondered why they were so damn cheap used, now I know why.

Brian Silvestro > RotaryLover 02/13/2014 at 16:19

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That might be it, although I'm not too familiar with engine. Also, a tune probably won't help reliability.

RotaryLover > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 16:24

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Indeed. I told him that, but he didn't care. We'll see how it's gonna be in the future.

Brian Silvestro > RotaryLover 02/13/2014 at 16:25

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News Flash:

IT'S PROBABLY GONNA SUCK.

RotaryLover > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 16:32

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My friend is the kind of guy that will get rid of it as soon as there's way too much stuff to fix, like his old 2006 Jetta before he traded it in for the Bimmer. Still...

AM3R > RotaryLover 02/13/2014 at 17:22

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JB4 + downpipes + exhaust = awesome car that sounds awesome. Love 335i's. The reliability isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Everything is also warrantied for a long time now that bmw acknowledged the common problems.

BKRM3 > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 17:35

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Well, not exactly. As you'll recall, they used the N54 in the 1 series M coupe and the 335is, which were produced well after the N55 took over duty in the regular 335s. The choice to go with the N55 had more to do with fuel efficiency and use across multiple platforms than reliability and, certainly, performance. Once the N54 got the fatter wastegate actuator rods, replacement high pressure fuel pumps and redesigned injectors it was a lot more reliable. ...and it still remains the better engine for tuning.

Brian Silvestro > BKRM3 02/13/2014 at 17:38

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Well shows how much I know! I stand corrected. The 1 Series M is my second favorite BMW ever made so it must be true.

BKRM3 > RotaryLover 02/13/2014 at 17:42

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I had one. 2007 E92 335. 6 speed manual, of course. Had a Cobb tune and BMW performance exhaust. For the first three years I owned it (2009-2012) it was an absolute nightmare . Thank god it was under warranty, or I'd be living in a cardboard box. From spring 2012 until I sold it in spring of 2013 it was "reliable" on the street but I didn't trust it enough to keep it for track use (the one weekend I tracked it I kept getting low boost errors, reduced power...I think it was a wastegate sticking open). Bought a (slower) E92 M3 and have never looked back.

That torque delivery IS nuts though, right? I used to make passengers light headed. The only other car I've ever had give me that sensation was a mildly-tuned GT-R.

BKRM3 > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 17:54

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It's a good car for sure. A good friend of mine has a 1 series M and he tracks the hell out of it. He just installed a half cage and race buckets actually. He's never had any trouble with his N54 at all. I think with that car they really got the cooling right, which was another notorious issue. You might have seen my other comment on this post about my 2007 335, which was about the least reliable car on the planet for 75% of the time I owned it.

Brian Silvestro > BKRM3 02/13/2014 at 17:58

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Yeah I just recommended it. It's good to hear that they at least perfected the engine for the 1M, those cars deserve to last forever. I'm sure you prefer the M3 over the 335, since the cost of ownership most likely outweigh the speed benefits. (I've heard time and time again that the 335 could easily be faster/more agile than the M3 with tuning)

BKRM3 > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 18:08

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More agile? Ehhhh, I guess if you throw a ton of money at it. The M3 is pretty perfect. The 335 can DEFINITELY be faster in a straight line though, with very little money. Basically you need a tune, a set of catless downpipes and a high flow air filter. That's like...maybe $1,500 total (could be done for less with used parts) and it would beat my M3 between stoplights all day long. Alas, they're not built for holding up on the track and I wanted a car that could do that pretty much right out of the box. Plus, everything about the M just feel "special"...it's a much nicer car. Not to mention they hold their value a lot better. I lost my shirt on that darn 335, even having bought it used. The M3 has never been about ridiculous speed. It's just fast enough to do what it needs to do on track!

Brian Silvestro > BKRM3 02/13/2014 at 18:11

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In the middle of reading I realized they use mostly different (re: more expensive/higher quality) parts on the M cars as opposed to the regular ones. Therefore the M cars will probably last longer and not break (as much) under heavy usage. I really want an E90 M3 (the sedan), it's easily my favorite M3. Hopefully the prices will get low enough after the new one comes out.

BKRM3 > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 18:20

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Hey, I own one of those! Hopefully the prices go UP after the new one comes out and everyone realizes that the ludicrously awesome S65 v8 was the best thing ever. Just save up and you'll be able to get one eventually. The 2008s are going for like $35k - people spend more than that every day for an EOS (god knows why...), I'd be surprised if they drop much more. Plus they only made the sedan from 2008 to 2011, so there are WAY fewer of them around than the coupes.

You should feel the novillo leather used in the M btw...it's like butter compared to the dakota leather used in the non-Ms. Not that I care a whole lot about that, it's just one example of the difference in quality.

Brian Silvestro > BKRM3 02/13/2014 at 18:23

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Oh god I have felt that leather, I know exactly what you're talking about. Super ultra mega soft. The one thing I don't like about the '08s is the prefacelifted rear end on the sedans. I had a '11 328i so I like the newer asses a lot more. But if one comes around and it's a good price then it's certainly not a deal breaker. Eos's are cars for successful businesswomen who waited too long to get married.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/13/2014 at 19:00

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Helmut, you must not abandon your love for low powered cars!

We love our Rover Mini Cooper S more than BMWs and anything else sporty!

I haven't heard back from you. I hope you'll have a great weekend. Cheers! :)

BKRM3 > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 19:12

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Lol @ the Eos.

I know what you mean about the E90 LCI trunk and tail lights - that and the idrive update was why I knew I had to hold out for an 09 or newer. Totally worth the small premium to me but I know some people don't care about a computer or tail lights!

RotaryLover > BKRM3 02/13/2014 at 19:15

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Damn...That car now seems like the ultimate sleeper you can get for less than 20k. Hum...scratch that, there's the CL600 too.

Brian Silvestro > BKRM3 02/13/2014 at 19:15

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I sure do! I'm a douchey BMW driver for goddsakes!

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/13/2014 at 19:21

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I don't know anymore Dad...I'm broken.

BKRM3 > RotaryLover 02/13/2014 at 19:24

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Did Mercedes allow you to shift your own gears in that one? Also I thought it was limited to 130mph, but I could be wrong. Either are great cars for the price, if you have the tolerance/budget to keep them in top shape.

BKRM3 > Brian Silvestro 02/13/2014 at 19:26

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Hahaha same

RotaryLover > BKRM3 02/13/2014 at 19:36

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You're right...automatic, but over 620 hp and 700 lbs-ft of torque is hard to beat!

BKRM3 > RotaryLover 02/13/2014 at 19:46

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I've ridden in the S class with that engine. It was like being on a couch that was strapped to a rocket.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > BKRM3 02/13/2014 at 21:37

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Dave don't care.

BKRM3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/13/2014 at 21:55

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Lol Dave! Of course not!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > BKRM3 02/13/2014 at 22:04

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I will say that the only color I considered when looking for my 2008 was SSII - the white tails stand out like a sore thumb on black or blue.

BKRM3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/13/2014 at 22:15

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Truth.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > RotaryLover 02/14/2014 at 15:00

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A friend of mine has a 335i with a tune as well, it is definitely quick! I'm hoping to race him in my SHO this summer, I will have tune+downpipes.

I've ridden in his car and it is quick for sure!

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/16/2014 at 15:00

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Oh please! You have a rare clay-powered Miata Speedster Concept and a redhead friend who has a flying Ford Anglia. Oh Gott, I thought I'm capable of making you happy. I've failed you! Again! * starts sobbing *

* Ron says nervously * "Errol? I thought you died. Thanks for the letter. Oi Helmut, this is from Hogwarts! It reads…" * Ron clears throat * "'Dear Helmut, thank you for your interest in me. I'm sorry to say this, but I'm a lesbian and a LGBT Mudbloods activist. I'm in love with Luna Lovegood. She divorced Neville Longbottom to be with me. He didn't react too well and ended up dangling from a chandelier. There's a magical moving photo to prove it. Thanks and sorry again. Hermione.' Blimey, how are you taking this, Helmut?" * Ron looks at the photo, giggles *

By the way, did you get Nakita's question? He's still waiting.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/16/2014 at 21:29

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Oh yes I've felt an earthquake twice. The first time, I thought some heavy machinery dropped something heavy. It was short. I just saw the FB feed exploding. The second one however was long and progressive. I was like "why is it vibrating....wait it's getting worst!....what???? It's still going on?? Oh it stopped...let's go on FB!".

You can't satisfy me father. No one can...no one...not anymore...*sees flashbacks of Hermione in sexy dress with kinky poses (all imagined)"

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/17/2014 at 19:20

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Thank you for answering Nakita's question. Whoo boy, he's a genius who likes to ask random questions about anything. He has one for GameCat235 that I need to ask, haha.

*Draco chimes in* "You like that mudblood named Hermione? Ew."

I'm so sorry, son, I'm a failure. Here you go! * hands over a Wankel model kit * I hope you can fit it in your new Miata Speedster Concept.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/17/2014 at 20:00

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Yes. Thanks for your input Draco. ignores him, closes the door on his face and walks peacefully back to Zorro Give me a 135i or a 335i full equiped. I'm going full douchebag dad!!!

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/18/2014 at 14:42

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You want a BMW... Now ? So much for getting you two Miatas. * sniffles, steals a key fob from Giorgio (I Hate American Cars) * Psst, here. It's the black BMW 1 Series M Coupe over there. I love you, Helmut. I hope you'll be happy this time.

* Draco blasts a hole in the door * "Ron! Do you love me?!" * Ron stands up * "Yes! Who am I kidding with this boring Muggle named Helmut? Get me out of here!" * Ron gives Drago a kiss, gets on his Firebolt broomstick, heads out through the window *

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/18/2014 at 17:10

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Awwww yes dad! That is awesome! Takes the key and starts the car. Some beautiful blonde girl shows up out of thin air, opens the passenger door and sits Who are you???

Looks at them go .............K. Bye.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/18/2014 at 17:38

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* blonde girl licks across Helmut's face * "Hi sex—" * static * "I'm Britney Spears, the sexies—" * static * "This is a very nice ca— Huh?" * girl gets interrupted by an English hipster * "She's a Fembot! GET OUT! " * English hipster starts dancing *

* Giorgio's BMW 1M catches fire *

Helmut, now WHAT?!

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/18/2014 at 17:43

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GET ANOTHER ONE FAST DAD! I NEED GIRLS SURROUNDING MY DOUCHEBAGNESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/18/2014 at 17:48

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* orders it online, waits by door, mailman arrives with a packiage, opens it, hands it over * Here's your douchebag, son!

Oh… Oh, oh . * takes it back, smiles nervously* It's better if you don't say anything to anyone. You don't want daddy to get in trouble. * looks around, finds another BMW key fob * This one is Giorgio's son's 1M, the silver one over there. Be careful, son!

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/18/2014 at 17:58

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LOL for the "douche" bag hahahahaha! Back on character now.
Takes the keys. And starts up the engine remotely BOOM!!! The car exploded Dad...you hate me that much? Everything that you touch or get just explodes or messes up...why can't I get an m1 or Chloë without issues? We're you trying to turn me into Robocop with that explosion??

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/18/2014 at 18:15

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* groans, hands over a bowl of key fobs * Try one of these. Wait… * takes a key fob * You don't want to destroy this rare BMW that Giorgio drives often. This one is for the E39 M5, the black one in the garage. This one is for the Z3 M Coupe, the silver one over there. This… I don't know. I'll have to call my insurance to file two claims.

* calls insurance * Hello? Ja , it's me… Again .

Oh dear. Hello? Hello?

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/18/2014 at 18:35

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Any Ferrari in there? Doug kinda made me want one.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/18/2014 at 18:49

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* rests hand on Helmut's shoulder, shakes head sadly * Giorgio is more German than me, and doesn't drive anything but BMWs. His son has a Fiat X1/9 "autocross machine" that is powered by a motorcycle engine. Nothing of your tast— WATCH OUT! * pushes Helmut out of the way *

Son? is… Is this your old tool chest?

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/18/2014 at 19:19

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It is!! Damn tool chest...it took it to the heart when I told her that I needed a real tool chest and not a lunchbox. The current owner is a real prick for leaving her without her protective bars on the drawers!

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/18/2014 at 19:24

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Blimey. * examines the tool chest * That mad git beat the poo out of it. Oi, why is that large drawer rattling like someone is knocking on it from the inside? * opens, screams as Alfalfa jumps out of the drawer * " HELMUT! I missed you soooOOooOoOOoo much!" * Alfalfa clings onto Helmut * "I spent weeks regenerating my body in your beloved toolbox!"

Well, are you going to give him another chance, son?

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/18/2014 at 19:27

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DAMMIT! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT FALAFEL OR ALFA ROMEO OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!!

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/18/2014 at 19:38

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* Alfalfa giggles * "It's spelt A-L-F-A-L-F-A, you silly boy! How is life treating you?"

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/18/2014 at 19:43

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Bad since you came back...

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/18/2014 at 19:47

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Oh come on now, he's delighted to be with you again! * grins as Alfalfa rests his head on Helmut's shoulder* Son, I saw that you had a good time with Giorgio this morning. Sorry I kept forgetting to introduce him to you.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/18/2014 at 19:52

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That can wait dad. If you wanna see me grin make that Alf guy disappears! Take Alf's head off his shoulder and looks at him dead in the eyes don't you ever do this ever man.

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover 02/19/2014 at 02:05

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YOU FUCKING DESTROYED MY CARS! You're everything that's wrong with BMW drivers.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars 02/19/2014 at 05:50

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No! Wait I didn't do anything!!!! It's others fault I swear! I'm perfection!!!

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover 02/19/2014 at 15:40

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Hey, besides all the cheap Taiwanese Miatas your dads got you, what do you drive?

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars 02/19/2014 at 16:14

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I got a japanese first generation 1997 Miata and a Mazda 3 2010. How about you?

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/19/2014 at 17:34

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* Alfalfa giggles, rests head on Helmut's shoulder again, starts singing *

Son, I'm in the process of preparing the TFCCotY post (Helmut's Birthday Special edition) for tomorrow. Unfortunately, I'm afraid it'll probably be the last post coming from me for a long, long time because of the issues in Kinja's upcoming update. No, I don't care for the new commenting system, it's the light coloured buttons that are invisible to my colourblind eyes. * sighs, gives Helmut a hug *

Giorgio is his name, and he has a son named Niccolò. Niccolò has a boyfriend named Jasper, and they've been dating for many years now. It's only three of them. They live in Edgecliff, a wealthy suburb in Sydney, Australia. Despite their italian names, they're mostly German and part Norwegian (like me). Enough information? :)

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/19/2014 at 20:54

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Take destructo-gun 3000 and point it at Alfalfa Asta la vista, baby. Alfalfa is erased from existance I legitely though he was italian hahahaha. Good to know. On another note, NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL DESTROY KINJA IF I HAVE TO!!!!!

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover 02/20/2014 at 02:37

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Atte already listed them for you, but I don't have that stupid clown shoe BMW M Coupe that everyone has a boner for. I'm still looking to buy a 3.0CSL.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars 02/20/2014 at 09:50

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So you do have 2 1Ms???

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/20/2014 at 14:32

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Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday and we love you, Helmut! 

* Alfalfa giggles from distance * "You're so cute when you're mad. You've killed a boggart, the shapeshifting creature. * takes a photo as Alfalfa gives Helmut a kiss on cheek* "Happy birthday, you silly boy!"

Nakita drew this for you. :) It was a birthday cake that my husband decorated two days ago.

Check out the new The Forgotten Concept Cars of the Year post soon! Happy birthday!

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/20/2014 at 17:43

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Goes crazy take the gun and points it on my neck Alfalfa, if you don't diseappear...I WILL!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH NAKITA!! :D

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/20/2014 at 18:23

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* Alfalfa drops jaw and lets go a loud moan * "I love nutters like you! It turns me on! It's your birthday, great timing!"

How is your birthday so far, mein Sohn? Ich Liebe Dich!

I'll let Nakita know you thanked him. :)

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/20/2014 at 19:00

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I give up....

My birthday is pretty cool so far. I got approved financing on the 135i I wanted! I met gorgeous girls yesterday at my party and they were really pleased to meet me...but my best friend (girl) kinda ruined it. Some girls kept asking if we were a couple which we both say no and my crush changed attitude when she saw her...but the girls I saw were far more entertaining and had a brain!! I could talk to them about good things. One of them was 33 and had a kid. Good looking tho.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/20/2014 at 19:18

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You answered my question. I just don't have very much patience, haha. It runs in the family. You're buying the BMW? Didn't you test drive it what, a week ago? I have a dating tip for you: always go for the brains, not the looks. Who cares if she's 33 and a mother? One of my employees who is 18 is crazy about Giorgio (who is twice his age).

Aww, Alfalfa look so happy being with you on your birthday! * squeals*

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/20/2014 at 19:27

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If the insurance wont kill me, I will get it. I drove it and it was kinda boring, it's so smooth that you don't know whats going on. But press the gas and man IT GOES LIKE HELL!!!! The sound system was not as exciting as my friend's 335i...this might kill the deal off.

I always look for brains. It's pretty rare nowadays...

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/20/2014 at 19:41

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Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/20/2014 at 19:42

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I drive one of Giorgio's BMWs every time I'm in Australia. So ja , I know exactly what you're talking about. It makes me nervous when I stop at the red light because the car feels so dead to the world. No engine vibrations, no fan whirring vibrations, nothing, nada. It felt like the car was turned off. * sighs dreamily * Thanks to der Deutsch engineering.

If girls (and boys) with the brains are rare, why don't you give it a shot with one of those girls you met at the party?

I'm heading out soon. Check out the Good Night Oppo post in a few minutes. Have a happy birthday and a great weekend! :)

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/20/2014 at 19:44

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I am. So far it's good and they have both the same taste as me.

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover 02/21/2014 at 01:16

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Yeah, one for me and another one for Niccolo. We don't like to share, LOL.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars 02/21/2014 at 01:17

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:O I'm jealous!

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover 02/21/2014 at 01:27

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Did you know that your dad was thisclose to buying one? He ended up getting a Mito Quadrifoglio Verde. Eh, you should be fine with a stock 1er or 3er.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars 02/21/2014 at 01:35

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I was going for an 135i. I'm still not sure if I did the right choice.

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover 02/21/2014 at 01:40

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It's your personal preference, man. Don't let the others decide for you. It's the expenses you have to worry about. Insurance, maintenance, and all that shit.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars 02/21/2014 at 01:43

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Maintenance, I can do it myself. I'm a mechanic. It's insurance that I have an issue with. I probably will put it for only 6 months with the basic.

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover 02/21/2014 at 01:49

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If you get the 1er, what will you do with your other cars? It's more expensive to insure all 3 of them at once.

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars 02/21/2014 at 01:52

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The mazda 3 has nothing to be done on. The secret that I've been hiding...is that my father pays for it. He wanted me to have a reliable car for everything. The Miata is payed and the insurance is cheap, but it's falling apart. I wanna get rid of it and get the 1er.

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover 02/21/2014 at 01:54

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How can it fall apart if you're a mechanic?

RotaryLover > I Hate American Cars 02/21/2014 at 01:57

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You fix one thing, something else breaks. Since I do not care anymore, it's getting worst and worst.

I Hate American Cars > RotaryLover 02/21/2014 at 02:00

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worse* Yeah well, that's what happens when you buy a cheap car. A lot of people here went through like at least 5 cars. LOL.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/23/2014 at 16:28

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* Alfalfa gives Helmut a hug * "How was your first weekend as a 26 years old?"

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/23/2014 at 23:52

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Pretty bad. I'm sick of a throat infection, the financing on the bmw 135i I wanted was approved but the insurance just chopped my head off. Work just plain sucks...I lost my motivation. I see black.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/25/2014 at 18:04

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Throat infection? Helmut, have you been snogging with sluts at your birthday party over the weekend? Snogging with a stranger can cause strep throat. * sees hickeys on Helmut's neck * Son? Explain this to me.

By the way, did you see my resignation letter?

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 02/25/2014 at 23:07

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Funny...but it's actually how it happened. Kissed a unknown girl and 2 days after, sore throat....

What resignation??? You won't leave OPPO wont you??

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 02/26/2014 at 14:34

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Mein Gott, you Mudblood filth! The only stranger I'd let you snoggle with is her !

Really, get well soon, Helmut. Drink tea with lemon, ginger, cinnamon, and honey. Avoid salty and solid food and drinks. You'll feel better in two days or three. :)

You can see my resignation letter by going right here .

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

* tucks Helmut in bed, kisses his forehead *

Fadyk > Brian Silvestro 06/11/2014 at 19:47

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Do some research. N54s are GREAT motors. The turbos have wastegate rattle , which doesn't mean anything. The turbos/engine are both extremely reliable. The fuel pump is known to go bad after awhile. And the intake manifold has a carbon buildup problem. Thats really the worse few things , and none of which are even too extreme. JB tunes are also not known to cause any issues. I have no idea where you are getting your information from but you are incorrect.