"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
02/11/2014 at 00:38 • Filed to: None
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"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
02/11/2014 at 00:38 • Filed to: None | 3
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One time at summer camp, this guy (who, like me, was 13 at the time) spent the whole two weeks bragging about how his rich uncle died and he used all of his inheritance to buy a brand new Super Hemi Mustang. He told me all about how the Hemi Mustangs are common knowledge, but you really have to have connections to get a SUPER Hemi. Those things are illegal, so you can't even buy it at a normal Mustang dealership. It's so powerful that he once did a burnout all the way from Georgia to Mississippi, even at freeway speeds. When he turns on the traction control, he can hit 200mph in second gear. He even won a Lamborghini during an illegal pink-slip drag race. Best of all, though, is the anti-theft device. The car automatically scans the driver's DNA, and if it is someone other than him, the doors lock, iron bars come up at the windows, and metal cuffs hold the person's hands and feet in place as the car automatically drives itself to the nearest police station. He even has a satellite tracker with 24/7 live HD video feed from the satellite so he can check in on the car in real time no matter where he is. It's truly incredible. How come Top Gear hasn't reviewed one of these yet? I want a Super Hemi Mustang so badly now.
MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> Rainbow
02/11/2014 at 00:42 |
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PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
> Rainbow
02/11/2014 at 00:43 |
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Super Hemi mustang? pfff.... that's old news!
Have you heard of the new V10 Quad turbo Vtec Pontiac Grand Cutlass Camaro?
It's a SOHC pushrod that has 4 Vtec equipped turbos running in the pushrod through to the transmission and you initiate it by changing gears.
It's also illegal, and has extra hard seats that collect botilly fluids that escape in the .8 seconds it takes the car to go from dead stop to 311 miles an hour
puddler
> Rainbow
02/11/2014 at 00:48 |
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mickey thompson built hemi heads for mustangs.
kanadanmajava
> Rainbow
02/11/2014 at 06:06 |
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During my military service I met one of these guys. His lies were usually so silly that nobody believed them.
The only semi plausible story that he told was that he had high fever but recovered after he had a shower and drank big bottle of orange lemonade. His usual stories included that the hottest girl the country was harassing him and his car alarm had 4 kg of TNT.
Dimelo
> Rainbow
02/11/2014 at 09:05 |
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he must of got it from barry white whose on wrecks to riches, those crazy super muscle cars i tell yaaa
JACU - I've got bonifides.
> Rainbow
02/11/2014 at 12:48 |
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I have a buddy like that, who after a few drinks, starts to regale me with tales of pulling the front wheels off the ground in his old Datsun 510, along with other assorted automotive bullshit. Once after an autocross in Mississippi, he started drinking and telling the group how he ended up on a "secret mission" for the government. One of the guys finally called him out and he started sobbing. I feel kinda' bad for the guy but he keeps bringing it on himself.