Just like Grandma...

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02/06/2014 at 12:40 • Filed to: Thirsty Thursday Challenge

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not everything was meant to be topless.

Exhibit A:

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Say what you will about the rouge's gallery of mindless Prius drivers, it isn't a bad car by any stretch of the imagination. It's not a race car, but it is slightly less boring than a Sentra. And on it's surface, it does what it intended fairly well, which is efficiency. It's hard to separate this car from all the various political and social bullshit which surrounds it, which is why it is destined to remain the whipping boy of Oppo.

But that isn't why I am posting this. What I really want to know is this: What other, even more awful conversions, can you guys dig up? I declare a Thirsty Thursday Challenge! A photo of a bottle of scotch to whomever finds the WORST conversion (convertible, landau, lift kit, etc.) by 5 PM. I believe in you guys, do your worst!


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Dimelo > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
02/06/2014 at 12:45

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Kinja'd!!! Where have all the lightweights gone? > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
02/06/2014 at 12:45

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Geo Metro convertible.


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, amigos > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
02/06/2014 at 12:46

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SCOTCH??

Does it need to be cited and sourced (ie, a Craigslist or eBay post), or just a picture?


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
02/06/2014 at 12:46

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Here. A Mercedes C140 coupe that's been stretched and had its top chopped. That's right, a coupe that's been made into a convertible limo , and given ghastly wheels to boot.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
02/06/2014 at 12:47

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

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Introducing the Aston Miata!


Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
02/06/2014 at 12:50

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Oh my god, it's tiny and beautiful!


Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Jagvar
02/06/2014 at 12:50

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I just threw up in my mouth, like a lot.


Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Audi-os, amigos
02/06/2014 at 12:52

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Just a picture that isn't a totally obvious Photoshop, such as this:

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Clearly that's a real raptor in front of a cheap photo backdrop.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Where have all the lightweights gone?
02/06/2014 at 12:52

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Weren't these factory, though?


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
02/06/2014 at 12:53

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This Fiat dressed up like a Porsche Cayenne is pretty sad too!


Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Where have all the lightweights gone?
02/06/2014 at 12:53

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The 90's were so high, like all the time. Which is why this is also a thing:

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Kinja'd!!! SRSvictor > Jagvar
02/06/2014 at 12:53

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For those who did this:

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Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Dimelo
02/06/2014 at 12:54

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When will people learn that Landau is really Landon't?


Kinja'd!!! Where have all the lightweights gone? > Jagvar
02/06/2014 at 12:54

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I believe they were. I completely misunderstood the challenge. Back to the drawing board!


Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
02/06/2014 at 12:55

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I can't tell if it's glorious or an abomination...

Also, I love anything "troll-y". Which this absolutely is.


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, amigos > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
02/06/2014 at 12:57

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Is Zonda, bro. Wat problem is?

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Kinja'd!!! Dimelo > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
02/06/2014 at 13:00

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Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
02/06/2014 at 13:08

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WHY DO I LIKE THIS


Kinja'd!!! Dimelo > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
02/06/2014 at 13:17

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rhd from uk and lifted and it can be yours http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cto/432145…

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Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Dimelo
02/06/2014 at 13:24

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An early front runner appears!


Kinja'd!!! Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Audi-os, amigos
02/06/2014 at 13:27

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It reminds me of those cats with the faces that look like they were smashed with shovels...

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Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
02/06/2014 at 13:39

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Kinja'd!!! meteor scented____ followsthegreys > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!
08/08/2017 at 00:41

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Fuck you and your sexist ageist BS. Dudes who live for cars can’t get laid.