Superbowl Troll

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 02/04/2014 at 15:49 • Filed to: None

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What if I told you that every time a Raptor hits 100,000 miles, an American engineer gets a $1,000 check from BP.

Because lets assume 10mpg's at best, that's 10,000 gallons or $35,000+

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What if told you that every time hits 100,000 miles, an engineer gets .

JustWaitingForAMate > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 15:54

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What if told you that every time a Ferrari hits 100,000 miles, an Italian engineer gets fired, because engine rebuilds pay the bills.

yamahog > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 16:00

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What if told you that every time a Harley Davidson hits 100,000 miles, a Milwaukee engineer gets their own midlife crisis?

302? I think yes > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 16:01

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Each time an F-150 hits 100,000, a Chevy engineer sheds a tear.

Mercedes Streeter > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 16:01

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What if told you that every time a Pyongsang hits 100,000 miles, a North Korean engineer gets to see their family again.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 16:02

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Well played, sir, well played.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 16:03

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Every time a Bugatti Veyron hits 100,000 miles, Israel loses a military conflict.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 302? I think yes 02/04/2014 at 16:04

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That's a fuckload of tears!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mercedes Streeter 02/04/2014 at 16:05

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Haha, so that happened what? 3 times?

302? I think yes > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 16:07

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That's the point.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 16:07

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It's a good thing there are all those F-150s to carry them!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/04/2014 at 16:15

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Haha, that's why the Ford outsells Chevy/GMC trucks!

Victorious Secret > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 16:23

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What if told you that every time a VW hits 100,000 miles, an German engineer engineer gets overwhelming emotions that his car actually lasted that long.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Victorious Secret 02/04/2014 at 16:25

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Especially if it from the 90's with and automatic transmission.

Dusty Ventures > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 17:00

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Every time a Lada hits 100,000 miles a Russian engineer gets the child of his choice released from the gulag.

Dusty Ventures > Mercedes Streeter 02/04/2014 at 17:02

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It seems we had similar ideas