1995 Dumbass Of The Week Goes To.

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
02/04/2014 at 14:13 • Filed to: vanagon, tutu153

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Me.

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(For some reason the) Parking meters were on the traffic end of the divider lines on top of concrete posts. The last post had a cone instead of a meter. Cone didn't matter, since I didn't see it while circling the parking lot. I was focused on the street light, and all of a sudden at 5mph BAM! Car stopped. I mean it STOPPED.

I got out of the van wondering what the hell I hit. There was no median, no nothing. I circled the car and didn't see anything, so I started to wonder if the engine had seized. When I went to get back in the car, I noticed that the door handle was a little higher than normal... Then I looked down and noticed that the front wheels were off the ground.

Shit!

As I sat there waiting for a tow truck, all the cabbies started lining up for fares (it was at a rail station). They were looking, pointing, giggling. One came up to me and said, "That happened to my cousin last week, look." and he pointed at another cab with a big dent in the fender. Apparently a few of them had hit it that year, so I didn't feel AS stupid.

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Tow truck driver got a laugh out of it, and had to use the crane part of the truck to lift me off before hooking me up.


DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > McMike
02/04/2014 at 14:16

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AW, CRAP!

Damage? I assume so since you had to be towed.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Brian, The Life of
02/04/2014 at 14:20

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Not much, if I recall.

Shifter had to be reset and adjusted (since it had been knocked up into the car), spare tire holder had to be bent back to place, and I had to buy a new front bumper.

The post was low enough to miss a bunch of pricy bits.