Showbiz sucks

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02/03/2014 at 14:36 • Filed to: None

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Screw you chili peppers, I knew you were faking it.

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I hate seeing one of my largest influences over my bass playing be this sold out. But the again I look at every album since one hot minute and I am not surprised


DISCUSSION (33)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:38

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A canned halftime show???

News at eleven.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/03/2014 at 14:39

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hahaha no I know, I saw it with bruno mars totally faking it, but I dont know why I expected the chili peppers to be better


Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:43

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"Hey RHCP, want to come do the half time show at the super bowl with Bruno Mars?"

"How much will you pay us?"

"More than you have made since the 90's."

"Okay, where do we sign?!?!"

C.R.E.A.M.
Sorry for the harsh reality. :-(


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:44

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You don't think they have wireless in the guitars?


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, amigos > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:44

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Not that this is the time or place for it but I just want it on paper: Bruno Mars is a very talented young musician and entertainer and I'm rooting for him!


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:45

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I noticed Bruno Mars' band faking it (kind of easy when you incorporate a slap bass line and the bassist's right hand isn't moving at all), and had my suspicions about the Chili Peppers upon watching whoever the new guitarist is sell his solo way too hard. Disappointing, and unfortunately not surprising.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:45

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I didn't notice that, but I did notice that Frusciante wasn't fretting his notes.

Sounded like the instrument tracks were pre-recorded, which is better than putting in the CD. Not much better, though.

—edit— Ooops, that wasn't Frusciante, it's John Klinghoffer.

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Kinja'd!!! vicariousILive > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:45

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I would have to agree. Blood sugar sex magic was the last good stuff they did. It's been a disappointment ever since


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > RacecaR
02/03/2014 at 14:46

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No kidding. If someone offered me a pile of cash to dance around shirtless in a Super Bowl halftime show, I'd do it first and deal with the consequences later.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Party-vi
02/03/2014 at 14:47

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haha as far as I know to get anything with range you still have to wear it on your hip


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > vicariousILive
02/03/2014 at 14:47

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it really was the last of the good stuff, except for that one song of Coneheads soundtrack, Soul to Squeeze


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:49

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I'm confused.

What exactly is wrong with performing at the super bowl halftime show?

No. Really, what are we complaining about here?

Signed, someone who bought Mother's Milk after getting into them over the coverage surrounding Hillel's death / the local skaters around me at the time.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Gamecat235
02/03/2014 at 14:50

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just the fact that RHCP is one of the better live bands I have seen, and this was canned (bass not plugged in)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:51

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Sorry, my brain went immediately from "bass legend performing at Super Bowl" to "Hey, Motörhead would be great at the Super Bowl, why can't we have that? They wouldn't be canned..."


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:52

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Every superbowl halftime show for the last few years was canned. This isn't news.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Gamecat235
02/03/2014 at 14:55

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no not news at all, just disappointing


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 14:59

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Well that's a damn shame then. It was a good show.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 15:00

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Two great band ideas for Super Bowl;

1) Daft Punk

2) Weird Al.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/03/2014 at 15:00

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Motörhead would be too awesome for the ginger hammer to stand.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Bad Idea Hat
02/03/2014 at 15:01

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I am surprised Daft Punk didnt get the nod to do it


Kinja'd!!! camaroboy68ss > Bad Idea Hat
02/03/2014 at 15:04

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Weird al would be awesome because i think he would make fun if the lip singing.


Kinja'd!!! Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 15:11

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Daft Punk would be awesome but hard to do. They'd have to get a good few people to guest star with them for singing purposes.


Kinja'd!!! Oran J Sands III > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 15:12

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I was rather pissed after hearing the commentator remark about Bruno Mars "drumming like Ginger Baker". Ginger has my permission to punch him.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Oran J Sands III
02/03/2014 at 15:16

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I thought I heard that too, and my mind didnt want to believe it. Ginger was unreal. The drummer was the reason I knew it was canned. I said damn listen to that tone in that stadium. I noticed the plexiglass wasnt up and knew. He was pretty spot on in his fill-synching though


Kinja'd!!! vicariousILive > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 15:20

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Your right. Soul to Squeeze was really good.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 15:49

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Really? They faked it? That is sad.


Kinja'd!!! dinobot666 > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 15:51

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Why isn't his bass plugged into anything?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > dinobot666
02/03/2014 at 15:53

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exactly


Kinja'd!!! facingtraffic > Party-vi
02/03/2014 at 16:45

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Wireless transmitters still connect to the output jack of the guitar/bass. There would be a little plug and wire heading from the silver output jack to the transmitter which would normally be clipped to the strap.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > facingtraffic
02/03/2014 at 16:47

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It can be hardwired without using the jack. I can't imagine they'd go out on stage without at least making an attempt to look legitimate.


Kinja'd!!! facingtraffic > Gamecat235
02/03/2014 at 16:49

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What irks me is that they didn't even try to hide it. They could have easily just plugged in a wireless transmitter that wasn't actually transmitting to anything.


Kinja'd!!! Korea Miéville > 505Turbeaux
02/03/2014 at 16:52

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I'm okay with it, given that they were up there with Bruno Mars and his band, and there were a lot of moving parts for a performance that needed to be tightly orchestrated.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > facingtraffic
02/03/2014 at 17:03

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But if you know that you're not playing... and no secret is made of this. Why follow through with the illusion.

Has anyone thought that perhaps this was a subtle protest by Flea about having to "perform" without actually playing.