"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
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"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
02/01/2014 at 20:36 • Filed to: None | 0
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So a few random musings:
1. Doing GIS for "Pizza Delivery Girl" brings up tons of images that are at best definitely NSFW and at worst offensive even for ardent non-feminists. So enjoy this Reliant Robin-esque thingie from Car and Driver instead.
2. Or not, and you can just get Kinja'd instead.
3. Apparently being a Pizza Delivery Girl is a scary occupation.
4. Oppo Poll: Carry-out or deliver? Which is the more Jalop option in your opinion?
5. Seriously: why is there a $5-$6 difference for extra toppings, depending on the chain? This is kind of ridiculous and it seems to be a uniform convention regardless of whether I order from franchises or local Mom 'n Pops.
6. I saw For Sweden make a post but it's not showing up. So even comments are getting Kinja'd.
Yay!
For Sweden
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
02/01/2014 at 20:37 |
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Coupon code for free 3, 5, or any topping pizza
Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
02/01/2014 at 20:55 |
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3. Delivery driver here! There's a reason there aren't that many female drivers, besides the fact it isn't safe: they're constantly getting hit on, they don't like driving, they generally don't know shit about cars. But, sometimes when we're super busy some of the (quite attractive) waitresses get sent out to take a few orders, and they've come back with quite a few stories, even in a well-to-do and upscale town like my hometown. You'll notice a theme here:
1. One of the high school girls (17 y.o. I think) was solicited for an impromptu threesome by an very creepy, very persistent couple in their mid-50's, who lived in one of the nicest neighborhoods in town. Needless to say, she refuses to take any more deliveries.
2. Another one came back with a $25 dollar tip on a $30-some order because she stayed and chatted with this lonely old dude for a few minutes. We still give her shit about what "chatting" she did (because we're immature)
3. One of the older girls went to an Indianapolis hotel and was told she needed to find Jesus and how she was going to hell and how sinful she must be living by a Jehovah's Witness. Why? Because she was wearing short shorts.
4. Finally, the same girl who got the $25 tip also got paid in marijuana. Like, she went to a dude's house, saw he had weed on his coffee table, and negotiated for it instead of taking a cash payment. She doesn't work there anymore.
I have a few others, those are just the ones I remember off the top of my head.
Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
02/01/2014 at 21:08 |
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Oh god...
ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
02/01/2014 at 21:19 |
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I like to get pizza from our Kroger deli. They have a take-n-bake pre-made pizza for about $10 that's very easy to make wonderful.
Get the double pepperoni one. Spray olive oil on the crust. Dust with garlic salt. Add more pepperoni and cheese. Bake and enjoy.
You can also just freeze them right away as well. They will bake frozen, so one need not thaw it either. Just bake it as 350 for like 25 minutes or so.
Fuck. Now I'm hungry.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
02/01/2014 at 21:37 |
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I ate sooooo many of those when I worked at Kroger.
Xentron Holy Reaper of Worlds
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
02/01/2014 at 21:57 |
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The vehicle in the lead picture: Can we just refer to it as the 'Not so Reliant Robin'?