Stance problems..

"Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder" (pabuuu4) 02/01/2014 at 16:40 • Filed to: Stance

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Have you ever driven your car through a puddle and damaged your car? This guy has.

His car looks great tho. He needs to lift it a bit.

D > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 16:43

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Ack, why did he have to choose a '93 LE

Dunnik > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 16:44

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Puddles.

The hidden killer.

We should share tips on puddle driving.

puddler > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 16:44

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i wouldn't mind having that as a coffee table. but i wouldn't want to drive it around here.

lucky's pepper > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 16:44

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People are stupid.

Brian Silvestro > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 16:49

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That car would be beautiful with no stance and stock wheels, such a shame

dogisbadob > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 16:51

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My car's ground clearance rivals that of SUV's and crossovers! I can clear speed humps at 40 mph.

Thisnewformatisrubbish > Dunnik 02/01/2014 at 16:55

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If you won't talk to your children about stance, who will?

Moves-Like-Senna > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 17:03

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I managed to have to replace the breaks on my Silverado 1500HD when I owned it. Back when I used to be in highschool I drove through a puddle at about 50 MPH to splash the people at the bus stop... turns out rocks and grime were getting in everything... ahahhahaa

puddler > puddler 02/01/2014 at 17:07

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rubbin' is racin' means something completey different.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > D 02/01/2014 at 17:08

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Or any Miata, for that matter? Simply criminal...

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Brian Silvestro 02/01/2014 at 17:10

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The Rims are great, just a bit higher and It would be good.

D > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 02/01/2014 at 17:17

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There's enough Miatas to go around but there's only 1500 93 LE's, minus all the ones that have been wrecked/destroyed.

Reminds me of a pic I saw of a guy who built a Spec car out of his :(

Lazzris > Dunnik 02/01/2014 at 17:31

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this is your brain

this is your brain on stance

any questions

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 17:33

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You're not helping your case here.

If one drives a car; and I use that term loosley as it implies a vehicle that can complete a journey between two,points which this clearly cannot, a car so low that it cannot navigate roads that might be wet, or uneven, then the owner is most certainly an idiot.

When a vehicles ceases to be useful as tranportation then it is no longer a vehicle. It is also not therefore then art, as being art implies that it is of great importance to society.

What it becomes instead is junk, neither useful, nor art. Just refuse. Fit to be thrown away and destroyed.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 02/01/2014 at 17:48

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In fact, I would go so far as to say Stance is equivalent to paying a woman to masturbate for your own enjoyment.

Cars are more often than not thought of in feminine terms. Therefore, stancing your car; which involves buying parts-$, is the same as someone paying a woman to try on different outfits in a sexual manner. The lower your car gets is equivalent of getting closer to climax.

If we continue the logic, then is stands to reason that a stance meet is the same as an orgy. As a group of people have gathered together to ogle each other's females (cars) and receive pleasure from watching them together.

Stance is therefore a dirty, filthy, disgusting subculture that should be weeded out immediately.

All Motor Is Best Motor > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 18:02

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I would say "kill it with fire", but this is a Miata we're talking about. I think I'd go to hell for that.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 02/01/2014 at 18:07

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Wut? wouldn't that same metaphor work for heavily tuned cars, the faster they get the closer they get? Or lifted cars? the higher the better?

I don't really understand.

But. Stance is art. Definition of art:

[MASS NOUN] the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power:

So, yeah.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 18:09

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Eh perhaps the methaphor was a bit much.

Going to have to disagree with everything thing else though. Stance is just crap.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 02/01/2014 at 18:14

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In your opinion.

SteyrTMP > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 18:53

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Hell, that looks as if just adjusting the camber to a realistic number would raise it enough to survive the puddles.

Don't get me wrong, I like negative camber, dropped and slammed cars... to an extent. I typically like the stuff that come from StanceWorks. This, meh. I myself have -3.5 in the back, -2 in the front, if I remember correctly, on the Seven, and 1.75 front, -2 in the Subie. Something along that line. But not -5 to -10 degrees.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > SteyrTMP 02/01/2014 at 18:57

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I would like this car much more if it were on airbags, and not static.

SteyrTMP > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 02/01/2014 at 22:27

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Yeah, from what I've seen, not all airbags mean non-performance. I forget what company makes performance airbags, and Matt Farah was reviewing them, if I remember correctly.

I know the 962 street version had hydraulics, either that or airbags, don't remember, for speed bumps. I'd dig that too.