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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/30/2014 at 01:27 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Priced under $1.5 million, this Porsche will make your little Bethany the envy of all her school friends.

It only seats one so there will be NO funny business going on in there.

There's a roll cage so she'll be just fine after she crashes while snap chatting with that douchey Brady whom you told to stay away from her. Fucking Brady, I swear he's up to no good when he comes over... But anyway, act fast as this little deal of a Porsche won't last!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2014 at 01:32

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The want it strong..

the bank account not so much.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 12/30/2014 at 01:36

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Yeah, I don't advise you to browse that site then...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2014 at 01:39

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This is great if you want your child to die, and even worse for the car to die.

Viggen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2014 at 01:48

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Can I prewithdraw from my retirement?

not for canada - australian in disguise > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2014 at 01:51

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Who the fuck names their kid Bethany? :0

All Motor Is Best Motor > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2014 at 02:04

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I'll take 10!

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2014 at 12:28

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OH

MY

GOSH

It's the BUNNY CAR!!!

I need it I need it I need it I need it

Tareim - V8 powered > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2014 at 14:00

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there are 2 seats so there will be some funny business!