![]() 12/28/2014 at 20:35 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I give you the car guy's Walmart Shopping cart
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3 items to make the cashier blush. I live that game.
1. plastic tarp
2. Six pack of Vaseline
3. Spatula
![]() 12/28/2014 at 20:50 |
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That sounds fun
![]() 12/28/2014 at 20:54 |
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you um... Got a cart for that?
![]() 12/28/2014 at 20:57 |
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You forgot whipped cream and Twister.
![]() 12/28/2014 at 20:58 |
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I expected to buy more stuff, ended up not buying more stuff
![]() 12/28/2014 at 21:00 |
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You beat me to it.
![]() 12/28/2014 at 21:02 |
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That would be five things. The game is limited to three. Constraints are what make it challenging.
1. Blank video tapes
2. Rubber gloves
3. Peanut butter
![]() 12/28/2014 at 21:04 |
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Yesterday at Target a dad and his little girl were walking around the toy aisle looking for Twister. All they could find was the little kid version, but dad wanted the full-sized one so his whole family could play. He turned to his daughter and said, while reading the box "'For ages 3 and younger.' Are you older than 3?" And she says "yes!" And then he says "Well, so is mommy. Mommy is waaaaaaaaaaaaay older than 3."
I just started chuckling to myself.
![]() 12/28/2014 at 21:04 |
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People still sell video tapes?
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bring a friend?
1) Chapstick
2) Gaffers Tape
3) Fold up beach chair
![]() 12/28/2014 at 21:06 |
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makes sense then. Got to see up for car parts
![]() 12/28/2014 at 21:11 |
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If you are ever drunk enough to do this in real life, it's always best with a big group of people who all look nervously at the checker.
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So fancy
![]() 12/28/2014 at 21:12 |
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I don't drink, but should I ever change my mind, I'm sure I'll give it a go.
![]() 12/28/2014 at 21:15 |
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Now all I need is a Rolls
![]() 12/28/2014 at 21:39 |
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No mustard for me, thanks!
![]() 12/28/2014 at 22:04 |
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I bet you you drifted that Kart all through the iles.
![]() 12/28/2014 at 22:10 |
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Nah, it had a squeaky wheel. When I heard it the first thought that came to mind was "I wonder if I can fix that". Lol
![]() 12/28/2014 at 22:11 |
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Amateur hour.
Enemas
Tequila
Honestly, almost anything you put here will work.
![]() 12/28/2014 at 22:16 |
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Enemas is kind of a trump card though.
It's like Michael on the Office always pulling the gun in improv class
![]() 12/28/2014 at 22:50 |
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Haha, thats the last thing I would think. Id be all:
"Damn, with these wheels I can't sneek up on motha-fuckas"