Headed To NRG Stadium NOW

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 12/28/2014 at 10:50 • Filed to: Football

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Dear Football gods, please grant improbable wins to the Browns and the Chiefs, and a probable win to the Texans. I need this. Our fans need this. JJ Watt/Andre Johnson needs this.

If you cannot grant those wishes, please let Justin James have 6 sacks, 10 tackles, and three touchdowns so that the naysayers change their minds and grant him the MVP title.

But, preferably, just let the Texans make the playoffs.

Aaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeennnnnnn.

Jack Does Cars > PatBateman 12/28/2014 at 10:57

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I was at the Browns/Panthers game last weekend, and the Browns put up quite a fight. They did lose, but, hey, they didn't lose terribly.

Dusty Ventures > PatBateman 12/28/2014 at 11:01

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The "cease and desist" letter from Ferrari demanding this wrap be removed should arrive any day now.

nafsucof > Dusty Ventures 12/28/2014 at 11:05

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it's funny for a second there I couldn't believe that somebody would have the audacity to do this to a la Ferrari. Fortunately I saw the Forza logo

Jayhawk Jake > nafsucof 12/28/2014 at 11:10

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My reaction was different:

"Finally someone made the TheFerrari look decent!"

PatBateman > Jack Does Cars 12/28/2014 at 11:24

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SHOW ME THE WIN, CLEVELAND!!

fhrblig > PatBateman 12/28/2014 at 11:28

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I'm ok with that, because I REEEEALLY want the Ravens to miss the playoffs.

Bricks > PatBateman 12/28/2014 at 11:32

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I liked the name reliant stadium more, shame they changed it.

Dusty Ventures > nafsucof 12/28/2014 at 12:06

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I thought something was a bit off (the car seemed too shiny, especially for vinyl), but I totally missed the Forza logo.

PatBateman > Bricks 12/28/2014 at 12:29

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I did too. We still call it Reliant.

PatBateman > fhrblig 12/28/2014 at 12:29

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We'll do what we can.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > PatBateman 12/28/2014 at 15:12

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Your chances are looking better than I would've imagined. Just pray Flacco stinks up the place for the rest of the Browns game.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman 12/28/2014 at 15:49

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You have a shot right now!

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari 12/28/2014 at 17:10

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AAAAAAAAND Cleveland drops the ball.

PatBateman > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 12/28/2014 at 17:11

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Nope. Sux.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman 12/28/2014 at 17:25

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;(

Damn it

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari 12/28/2014 at 18:04

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Yup. Also, the MVP award needs to be renamed the "Player of the Year" award. Because all this nonsense about Watt not deserving the award is tiring.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman 12/28/2014 at 18:09

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Soooo close too

All the Browns had to do was hold their lead against the very mediocre Ravens

But that's too much to ask from the also very mediocre Browns

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > PatBateman 12/28/2014 at 18:19

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Shit, I'd rather have seen the Texans make the playoffs than the Ravens.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > PatBateman 12/28/2014 at 18:21

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Well it's not like he played on both sides of the ball successfully and wrecked offensive line's shit every game...

Aaron Rodgers is a great player but Watt is an absolute monster.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PatBateman 01/12/2015 at 00:45

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Went to the Ravens game, sat on the Ravens bench side, was only 11 rows away from the field. Had such a good time.