How can I make our new cat like cars?

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes) 12/22/2014 at 18:33 • Filed to: catlopnik

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Here is a photo of it that make it look like it has some kind of christmas demon.

Should I get it some hot wheels or some kind of racing ipad game? I really want to give it a hobby instead of cryin and trying to stick its butt in my face. I am thinking if it could get into car repair or motor racing it might be happier.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Frank Grimes 12/22/2014 at 18:37

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Its already plotting to kill you

Frank Grimes > jvirgs drives a Subaru 12/22/2014 at 18:39

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well I am allergic.

itschrome > jvirgs drives a Subaru 12/22/2014 at 18:39

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plotting? He's already dead. He just doesn't know it yet!

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Frank Grimes 12/22/2014 at 18:40

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Act like you hate cars and have no use for them. The cat will have no choice but to become a professional race car driver just to spite you, because cat.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Frank Grimes 12/22/2014 at 18:41

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We put ours on a leash and took it on car trips. They love it

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Frank Grimes 12/22/2014 at 18:42

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HERE IS A PICTURE OF A NASCAR RACING VEHICLE SPONSORED BY THE COMPANY CATERPILLAR, WHOSE TRADEMARK IS "CAT"

YOU MAY LAUGH.

PS9 > Frank Grimes 12/22/2014 at 18:42

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Catnip air freshener

Have him piss in it (territory marking)

Feed him in it (Car = foods, foods is good, so car is good)

Have dogs chase it into the car, associating it with a feeling of comfort and safety

Make some cat friends who happen to be gearheads

Trade your car in for a catbus. A larger cat will be identified as the wise leader of his pack

Show him what happens to non-gearhead cats (roadkill)

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Frank Grimes 12/22/2014 at 18:42

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That cat is in witness protection, good job blurring the face.

Textured Soy Protein > Frank Grimes 12/22/2014 at 18:45

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The only way I get my cat into the car is to put him in his carrier first, which makes him sound the alarm yowl until I let him out. To him, the car means a trip to the vet.

Mercedes Streeter > Frank Grimes 12/22/2014 at 18:51

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The XKCD subs extension is already paying off. :)

Tohru > Frank Grimes 12/22/2014 at 18:59

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You need to stick your butt in the cat's face. If that doesn't establish dominance, fart.

Frank Grimes > Tohru 12/22/2014 at 19:38

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I farted in the room and it scared the cat and it hid under the couch. True stroy.

Dadu > Frank Grimes 12/22/2014 at 20:27

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Laser discoball....

Frank Grimes > Mercedes Streeter 12/22/2014 at 22:01

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What the hek?

Tohru > Frank Grimes 12/23/2014 at 02:35

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I fart on my cat sometimes and now it sleeps with the roommate. A true story as well.