Bad Parking: Scion Edition

"Tohru" (tohrurokuno) 12/22/2014 at 00:26 • Filed to: None

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> Buys one of the most Jalop new cars available today.
> Doesn't even try to park between the lines.

What a douchebag.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Tohru 12/22/2014 at 00:29

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I will now keep sidewalk chalk in my truck.

CRider > Tohru 12/22/2014 at 00:31

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Gotta protect that precious $25,000 exotic Scion, yo.

CRider > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/22/2014 at 00:33

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I also recommend printing out a few of these and keeping them in your car in case you witness another asshat offense.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > CRider 12/22/2014 at 00:37

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Yup gonna do that too

Coachrotte33 > Tohru 12/22/2014 at 00:49

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Maybe it's the local geometry teacher and he is trying to teach how a line intersects a plane? Nah, douchebag.

ranwhenparked > CRider 12/22/2014 at 01:00

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Or just leave the standard bad parking note:

"Why you bad park? No ticket! I have for son dealer plate! You OK? Fuck you guy! Okay! Park on my privates again? No! Bad park you."

CRider > ranwhenparked 12/22/2014 at 01:05

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w...What?

FromCanadaWithLove > CRider 12/22/2014 at 01:23

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My girlfriend bought me something similar. The only issue is, a week later, I bought a BMW. I can't bring myself to use them, now. If I were caught, I would look like the biggest ballbag.

CRider > FromCanadaWithLove 12/22/2014 at 01:26

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Which BMW?

ranwhenparked > CRider 12/22/2014 at 01:30

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/from-what-i-ca…

FromCanadaWithLove > CRider 12/22/2014 at 01:33

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'14 M235i.

 V8 Rustler > Tohru 12/22/2014 at 02:13

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But it's the god machine!

Tohru > CRider 12/22/2014 at 03:10

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It's rare to leave you speechless.

CRider > Tohru 12/22/2014 at 03:14

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I'm not speechless, I'm playing CAH without you.

CRider > FromCanadaWithLove 12/22/2014 at 03:15

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Douche factor still to be determined, drive carefully.