Yet another Oppo confession regarding Mustangs

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
12/19/2014 at 16:25 • Filed to: None

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I think the fox-body Mustangs look horrible.

There, I said it.

*dons flame suit*


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:25

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I agree.


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:28

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You have my sword.


Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:28

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I think they look half-finished


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:29

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I don't agree fully, but I think the ones that try to bodykit their way into "looking Mustang" aren't as good as the ones that don't.


Kinja'd!!! RoadHead -- Armand > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:30

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I've always thought everything about them was trash


Kinja'd!!! 45bullets > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
12/19/2014 at 16:32

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and my axe!


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:32

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Yeah.


Kinja'd!!! Goshen, formerly Darkcode > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:33

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I agree to some extent, but the later cars like the one you posted are a notable exception.

In fact, I'd say it stopped looking horrible around 1985, although the notchback never looked any good. Ever.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:34

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I thought this was the generally held belief. Decent platform for certain performance purposes, rubbish to look at.


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:37

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Even growing up around them, I still can't get myself to like them.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > RoadHead -- Armand
12/19/2014 at 16:37

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Even most of the people who drive them, frankly.


Kinja'd!!! swansong, rockin' the wagons > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:38

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I only like the back ends, and only the hatchback version. It's the shape, proportions and short distance from door to wheel well that I like. Reminds me of the Sport Quattro.

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But the rest of the Fox body? Bleh. Bland front end, even in Cobra guise. Interior is garbage. The earlier ones with the squared headlights are straight hideous.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:47

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I used to think the same thing, but they've grown on me a bit since then.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:47

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It's the best-looking Mustang IMO. But I'm more of a Firebird guy, so what do I know?

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Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:50

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Eh, I just think they're bland and uninspired. As far as I'm concerned the only real reason they have a following is because they're cheap and have a V8.


Kinja'd!!! Aero > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:51

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I love the four-eyes, but the later GT never did anything for me.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 16:54

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I agree with this. The pre-facelift SN95 is fugly as well.


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 17:00

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haha NO


Kinja'd!!! Babz > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 17:01

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I would agree, but at the same time, isn't it kind of the appeal ? I've always viewed fox-bodies as beaters or go-to cars for extended modification/engine-swap/frankensteining the shit out of.


Kinja'd!!! camaroboy68ss > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 17:01

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finally another person who agrees!


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 17:18

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I've owned plenty of Fox-bodies, 4 or 5 of them anyway. My favorite looking one was this piece of shit:

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It had holes in the floorboard you could use to watch the road move past and I found $11 worth of change in it while gutting the interior.

It only ever ran on 7.5 cylinders according to a power balance test we did in school, but for some reason it pulled harder than any of there other ones I had owned, including this dead mint '92:

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I suspect the Capri might have actually been a 351, but I bought it out of some guy's yard for $500 then sold it out of my yard for the same a few months later and never found out about the engine. Ah well.


Kinja'd!!! thejustache > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 17:22

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I used to feel exactly as you do, and I still wouldn't call them good to look at by any stretch of the imagination. However, somehow in the last couple years as the next generation aged (and aged extremely poorly, in my eyes) the fox body started to look alright in a functional '80s box kind of way...


Kinja'd!!! 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 18:02

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Oh man yeah they do...

But I slowly began to see the appeal in them, as great swap and hoon candidates.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 19:13

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Pretty crappy design


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 20:46

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May not be pretty but go like hell


Kinja'd!!! briannutter1 > TheHondaBro
12/19/2014 at 20:50

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Beauty is more than skin deep.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > TheHondaBro
12/20/2014 at 06:24

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I rather like them, but i must admit the front overhang can look a little off. Personally i thinm they look better sans the big front airdam. Balances the design a bit better :)


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > TheHondaBro
12/29/2014 at 20:17

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I think that they are ugly like a pug. And by that I mean so ugly that its good! Especially in the terrible 80's cocaine white or the teal color they were available in.