Some Jackasses are Street Racing

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 12/06/2014 at 23:04 • Filed to: None

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They are on street bikes on the road that my neighborhood turns off of. Is it frowned up to pull out in front of them? /s It is loud and annoying. Dumb fucks. Where is Florida Man when you need him?

bob and john > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/06/2014 at 23:05

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yea.

THAT BEING SAID. the police are only a 3 digit phone call away

Thunderface > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/06/2014 at 23:06

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > bob and john 12/06/2014 at 23:09

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Read Florida. Dangerous shit on the road isn't frowned upon here. Or at least monitored. My parents called 4 times to report a drunk driver, on a stretch of highway that a drunk driver had killed 4 the night before. They are a fucking joke.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/06/2014 at 23:17

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How else will they advertise to their fellow Australopithecus that they are an evolved form of sapient life that is totally here to get their dick wet?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PanchoVilleneuve ST 12/06/2014 at 23:19

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The problem here is that either the girls in the neighborhood are plus sized, married, and 30+ or below 13 years of age. Then again, it is Florida.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/06/2014 at 23:30

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got any roofing nails?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Clown Shoe Pilot 12/06/2014 at 23:35

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No. I have some rope, and there are trees on both sides...

Clown Shoe Pilot > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/06/2014 at 23:37

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that's probably not advisable

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Clown Shoe Pilot 12/06/2014 at 23:41

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You recommended nails... Puncture tires, fall into nails... Might not be to pretty.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/06/2014 at 23:42

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decapitation is DEFINITELY not pretty

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Clown Shoe Pilot 12/06/2014 at 23:46

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I was thinking more along the lines of clothes lining them, to maximize ass end road rash.

TheOnelectronic > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/07/2014 at 03:51

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Well, if you really think the noise they're making should be punishable by death, sure. Go for it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheOnelectronic 12/07/2014 at 09:33

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Note the "/s".