Gay Semen Latte: 50 Shades of Cray

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 12/05/2014 at 10:27 • Filed to: off topic

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A pastor is claiming that Starbucks is lacing their drinks with "synthetic" gay semen to impregnate women.

http://m.newnownext.com/harlem-pastor-…

VonBelmont > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 10:29

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GDI they're onto us!

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 10:31

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Say whuuut? No limits on stupid I guess..

ttyymmnn > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 10:32

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PS9 > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 10:33

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Pastor cannot into biology.

CalzoneGolem > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 10:34

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That's why my wife keeps spilling her coffee in her lap!

ttyymmnn > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 10:35

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So, what exactly is the Middle Passage referred to by the muscular naked man on the arch? "Denial" is more than a GMC SUV.

Alfalfa > ttyymmnn 12/05/2014 at 10:35

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But it's synthetic! Maybe it's designed to permeate the stomach lining? Would that give you a robot baby?

Gay robot babies. That's how the world ends.

ttyymmnn > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 10:36

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When you're that crazy, anything is possible.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 10:38

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And my ass is made of cream cheese.

MIATAAAA > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 10:40

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That's how the world begins. BWAHAHAHAHA

yamahog > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 10:47

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scoob > CalzoneGolem 12/05/2014 at 10:50

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Damn it, you had one job!

PS9 > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 12/05/2014 at 11:02

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Oh wow, this is awkward. So, I just ran out of cream cheese and didn't notice until I'd already toasted this bagel. So...uhh...could you bring your ass over here?

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 11:07

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Wait... women can get pregnant by drinking semen now? I... I gotta go check some things.

PS9 > ttyymmnn 12/05/2014 at 11:12

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ttyymmnn > PS9 12/05/2014 at 11:14

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That's just terrible. But funny.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Alfalfa 12/05/2014 at 14:07

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