Today at the 'Ring, Snow!

"Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44) 12/03/2014 at 10:27 • Filed to: None

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What would you hoon on an iced up Nurburgring?

ACESandEIGHTS > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:31

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Milky > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:31

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SC400. Long wheel base, v8 power/noise, but not fast enough to slide off at any real rate of speed ….. and if you're going to be drifting for miles you will slide off.

*photo was taken 4 years ago, don't judge my #style

OPPOsaurus WRX > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:32

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Trunk Impaired 318 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:37

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Team6.1 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:38

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Someone has to set the first snowmobile ring record

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Trunk Impaired 318 12/03/2014 at 10:38

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Beat me to it.

CB > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:38

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I'd hoon it. Fetch me a WRX STi (2006 model, of course) and some snow tires, and let's do this.

My citroen won't start > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:38

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Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:38

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Because why the hell not.

Trunk Impaired 318 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/03/2014 at 10:39

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I was surprised that I even got it first!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/03/2014 at 10:40

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I think you're right. If for no other reason than the 'Merica, WOO! and determination of what its Ring time is.

OPPOsaurus WRX > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/03/2014 at 10:42

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and its probably one of the only times you'd be able get get sideways there with that.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/03/2014 at 10:43

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Back when C&D had a bunch of comparative car stats once, the worst car in ordinary roadholding was actually the H1. I imagine in the snow, it would be drastically different.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Team6.1 12/03/2014 at 10:44

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This, this has to be a new Jalopnik goal.

GhostZ > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:44

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Kidding, I don't want to die.

Probably this:

With spiked tires.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Trunk Impaired 318 12/03/2014 at 10:45

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That is insane and awesome all at once!

GhostZ > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/03/2014 at 10:46

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"2 hours, mostly because he kept doing donuts on the main straight."

OPPOsaurus WRX > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/03/2014 at 10:50

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i could see steering as more of a suggestion than anything else.

nafsucof > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:51

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rrrrRRRAPTOR!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/03/2014 at 10:53

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I dunno. Torsens all around in the snow would probably kick ass, up to and including helping it go the direction you want.

spanfucker retire bitch > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:55

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I actually wish it would snow a little here already. This is my first year with snow tires, and I want to test them out.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 10:57

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Standard

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Milky 12/03/2014 at 10:59

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Putting a lot of effort into shifting that snow there, ay?

Sweet Trav > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 11:02

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Nothing, the Green Hell scares me enough when conditions are perfect.

I'm a decent driver, but still.

Milky > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/03/2014 at 11:04

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Yea ….. I tried that for like 10 seconds before giving up and getting pulled out. Ice scrapers are not good shovels, incase you were wondering.

Jobjoris > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 11:24

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Wildcat!

Thunderface > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 11:28

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Miata

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 11:32

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There is only one correct answer to this question.

Saoul-Virage > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 11:33

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Tough choice :

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 12:16

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Anything.

But I'd start with my truck.

tromoly > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 12/03/2014 at 12:40

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Nothing. When there's ice on the road, for the love of all things holy don't even think about fast driving.