CAPTION CONTEST CAPTION CONTEST!

"McMike" (mcmike) 12/01/2014 at 19:26 • Filed to: fiveminutephotoshop, topgearusa

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Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > McMike 12/01/2014 at 19:29

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"I AM SO FUCKING BIG" - Ken.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > McMike 12/01/2014 at 19:30

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"Now kid, do you know what I kin do to ya with this ?"

Funktheduck > McMike 12/01/2014 at 19:34

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And then I says to the girl "it used to be this big but all the chemicals in Monster made it shrink"

jkm7680 > McMike 12/01/2014 at 19:39

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"SEE THIS HAND, DON'T EVEN ASK WHERE IT'S BEEN."

Agrajag > McMike 12/01/2014 at 19:40

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Tanner: Rock.

Block: The fuck are you doing, Tanner?

scoob > Funktheduck 12/01/2014 at 19:43

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/Thread

Funktheduck > scoob 12/01/2014 at 19:43

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Yay, I win.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 12/01/2014 at 19:46

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John Norris (AngryDrifter) > McMike 12/01/2014 at 20:23

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Block: "THERE I WAS, 800 HP, THIS FAR FROM THE CLIFF, 100 MPH, NO TRACTION, ..."

Foust: (someone get me out of here)

scoob > McMike 12/01/2014 at 23:42

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/AlsoAFiveMinutePhotoshop

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > McMike 12/02/2014 at 09:24

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"...and then BMW tells Harris not to drift! WTF? Do they even?"