I am Jagvar's stuffed deer. AMA

"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake) 11/26/2014 at 16:10 • Filed to: None

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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:12

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Did it hurt?

Anon > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:13

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How did you end up on his wall?

Sn210 > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:14

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Did he put the rest of your body on the other side of that wall?

Tohru > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:14

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Mirror Universe Wil Wheaton?

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:15

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Does his lack of shoes ever freak you out? Does your keen sense of smell pick up the odour of bare feet?

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:16

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Would you rather have been shot with a gun, an arrow, or stabbed with a machete?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:19

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Do you also have a lot of swag?

For Sweden > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:20

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Why are you only a three-point?

Grindintosecond > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:20

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Dear Mr. Deer,

How long does it take to be cleaned of usual household lint and potential mold?

Sincerely,

2nd/grind

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 11/26/2014 at 16:21

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Obviously lacking in the testosterone department

Jagvar > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:21

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Why won't you leave my basement already?

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/26/2014 at 16:22

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Which one?

Takuro Spirit > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:23

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Are those burlap drapes?

Jayhawk Jake > Jagvar 11/26/2014 at 16:31

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I would, but you CUT OFF MY LEGS ASSWIPE!!!

Jayhawk Jake > For Sweden 11/26/2014 at 16:32

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My mother smoked. Stunted my growth

Jayhawk Jake > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 11/26/2014 at 16:32

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I would have rather not been shot at all

Jayhawk Jake > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/26/2014 at 16:33

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Which part? Being shot, having my body removed, or being stuffed? Yes to all 3

Jayhawk Jake > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 11/26/2014 at 16:33

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I'm mostly just jealous he still has legs

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:34

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So you could stay with your dear (?) family?

Jayhawk Jake > Sn210 11/26/2014 at 16:34

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I don't know, being stuffed has ruined my nerve endings

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:35

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That's what I thought. Did he leave your brain intact, or do you have a kinja account in the Cervidae Heaven?

Jayhawk Jake > Grindintosecond 11/26/2014 at 16:36

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About 5 minutes

Jayhawk Jake > Anon 11/26/2014 at 16:36

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Someone lifted me on a ladder

Jayhawk Jake > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 11/26/2014 at 16:37

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Dude, look at my horns. If that ain't swag I don't know what is

McMike > Jayhawk Jake 11/26/2014 at 16:37

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If you know what's good for you, you'll behave yourself. Remember what happened to the last mount we had in the house.

Ended up in a ladies room in Ocean City, MD. Let this be an example.

Jayhawk Jake > Takuro Spirit 11/26/2014 at 16:37

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Yes

Jagvar > Anon 11/26/2014 at 16:38

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Somebody actually left that deer head in the parking lot of my old apartment building. He was wearing sunglasses and Mardi Gras beads when I found him.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > McMike 11/26/2014 at 16:48

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The bit about OCMD makes this soo much better