![]() 11/25/2014 at 18:05 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Time to install a turbo in my car and do a lot of cocaine!!!!
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My research thesis: Cocaine + racecars = awesome?
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whoooo!
![]() 11/25/2014 at 18:12 |
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AWWWWW... I wanna have a turbo cocaine party.... No one ever pays me to have turbo cocaine party... Can we rig the turbo to blow cocaine directly up our noses? I say our cause can I play??
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Wanna fund our Lemons team? haha
![]() 11/25/2014 at 18:16 |
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QUICK! PUT IT ALL ON RED!
True story: I was at a conference in Las Vegas. All day in a big room listening to industry bell cows drone on and on about shit no one will ever care about on their deathbeds. Anyway, I get back to my hotel and realize that I've lost my wallet. In Las Vegas. I backtracked from the beginning of the day and started at the lost and found at the Hilton where the all-day meetings were. Someone turned it in. The $21 cash that was in it was still there. I gave the security clerk a $5 tip and as I walked back through the casino to leave, stopped at the roulette table and exchanged the remaining $16 for chips that I placed on the green double zero. I won over $500 on that spin and left immediately. That was a good day.
![]() 11/25/2014 at 18:23 |
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build race party
![]() 11/25/2014 at 18:51 |
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I dont want cocaine but I would like to use a giant turbo as a blender to make some dope frozen non alcoholic drinks. Or carrot orange mango juice. I LOVE THAT CRAP!
![]() 11/25/2014 at 19:31 |
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NO! Bad!
Food and books... FOOD and books!!!
OR Beer... which is what I did...
![]() 11/25/2014 at 19:41 |
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What state are you in
![]() 11/25/2014 at 19:42 |
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Florida!
![]() 11/25/2014 at 19:56 |
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That's only, what, 1 kilo?
Not that I know from experience, of course ;)
![]() 11/25/2014 at 20:15 |
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YOU! Give me some monies for my Porsche(s).. :(
![]() 11/25/2014 at 20:23 |
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Florida? That means a turbo, cocaine and shave your pubes while driving on highway on your way to getting lucky with your ex wife and her new boss.
![]() 11/25/2014 at 21:27 |
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Sounds like a normal Tuesday night to me.