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"Slave2anMG" (Slave2anMG) 11/25/2014 at 12:54 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! We're talkin' as rare as unicorn farts here...but does anybody care?

Sn210 > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 12:58

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lol I learned to drive in one of these (two of them actually). I used to drive them around my ATV track when I was 14-15

BJ > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 13:01

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It's in EXCELLANT CONDITION . I would offer $4000 and be happy to drive it around.

Just look at that 1980s Ford speedometer. So square, so retro, so eighties...

Tohru > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 13:04

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No red interior, no purchase.

If you buy it, do this at the base of the driveway:

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 13:06

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It's funny I had a neighbor who did buy 1 but 2 brand new back in 1988. one for him and one for his wife. The guy sure liked his escorts.

deekster_caddy > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 13:08

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"... one of a kind and a real beauty" HA HA HA HA HA HA CP

Rock Bottom > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 13:13

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Rare  Valuable

I've driven plenty of old Escorts, and they're all worth $500 or less regardless of year, condition, or options. Now that I think of it, the same goes for Tempos...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 13:15

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NP at maybe $3800. If it had a manual. So I'd say CP. But bonus points for it being in Cadillac.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Tohru 11/25/2014 at 13:16

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Tohru. Tohru. We've been over this before. What do we do when we see an Escort? "No Escort is the right Escort for me". Repeat it, say it calmly.

Those therapy sessions weren't cheap, and now you're going to just throw them away? You're better than this.

Tohru > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/25/2014 at 13:17

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I'M certainly not buying the fucker.

I was telling OP that he shouldn't buy it because it doesn't have the whorehouse-red interior, but *IF* he did buy it to do a burnout in front of the guy's house.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Tohru 11/25/2014 at 13:20

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Vicariously Escorting through others is still Escorting, and even less healthy.

Oh yeah, and you're totally right: red interior or GTFAC.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 13:21

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Is it wrong that I really kind of want that?

Tohru > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/25/2014 at 13:23

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So now you're saying it's wrong to want other people to make terrible decisions that make them miserable? Psh, whatever Mom.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Tohru 11/25/2014 at 13:25

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Well, I guess it's only wrong to be encouraging them to make terrible choices if you're masturbating furiously at the prospect. As opposed to ordinary furious masturbation, that is.

Steve in Manhattan > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 13:28

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... but does anybody care? No. Next question.

Tohru > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/25/2014 at 13:33

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If you're always masturbating furiously, does it matter the reason?

Cé hé sin > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 13:44

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I used to have a Mk3 escort, a bit like this. Didn't they change when they went to America? You wouldn't know that they were originally supposed to be the same car.

Takuro Spirit > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 14:08

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The ONLY 80's Escort you're allowed to own in Michigan:

ranwhenparked > Slave2anMG 11/25/2014 at 18:35

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You know how no matter what the bizarre deformity or quirk, there's some person out there, somewhere, that has a fetish for it?

Car enthusiasts are much the same way. No matter how forgettable and unloved a car might be among the general public or even other enthusiasts, there is someone, somewhere, interested in collecting and restoring it.