More Funny (sad, really) Florida News (Not Car Related)

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 11/25/2014 at 09:23 • Filed to: Florida, floriduh, really, wtf, unrelated

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Normally I don't share much about my state news; especially when it doesn't relate to cars. But this incident... it happened AT MY SCHOOL. I Know some of these kids. A high school teenager was arrested for running a prostitution ring through the high school! More after the jump.

Well, put simply, this kid hired other teenage girls to run a prositiution ring. He charged $100 for sex with a virgin and $50-75 plus a bottle of booze for oral. In a quote from the high school student arrested, "Why pimp out old hoes when I have fresh young hoes I can give up for money? As long as I'm getting paid I'm trafficking all these fucking hoes."

This is still an ongoing investigation but so far a few arrests have been made.

This story was too good not to share because Florida. I was pretty much speechless when I heard this.

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/25/2014 at 09:27

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Cherry_man1 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/25/2014 at 09:27

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Fucking Florida

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Cherry_man1 11/25/2014 at 09:28

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When I read this story last night that was seriously all I could mumble

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/25/2014 at 09:28

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Yes!!! That was EXACTLY what i was thinking!

One of my favorite episodes

Cherry_man1 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/25/2014 at 09:28

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lol did you buy any hoes?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/25/2014 at 09:33

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If this were Miami, it would be an in-school suspension at worst.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 11/25/2014 at 09:35

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If it was Miami the principal would be sleeping with the students regardless!

Hell, I bet even Tampa has that problem!

It's my state and I can make these jokes dammit!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/25/2014 at 09:40

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Yeah, Florida sucks. I'm south a bit in Fort Myers.

claramag, Mustaco Master > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/25/2014 at 09:53

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Huh. The 21 year old child fucker looks striking similar to an artiste friend of mine from HS

Oh god, DIDN'T HE SAY HE WAS MOVING TO FLORIDA

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 11/25/2014 at 10:00

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Gotta ask, are there any good places to go race down there? Any tracks?

I know Redneck Yacht Club in Punta Gorda (honestly, when I talk to any kid here this is all the talk about for fun things to do with your car)

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/25/2014 at 10:07

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I do autocross out in Buckingham, and sometimes groups will rent out the Three Palms Speedway in Punta Gorda (3/8 mile oval) and set up some cones to make it more like a proper track, but there isn't much else. Three Palms has been in and out of business and changing owners forever, so I don't know what the status is now or how true this is, but supposedly if you just show up on a day that they aren't doing anything and give them some cash, they'll pretty much let you do whatever you want on it. The closest proper tracks are going to be Sebring and PBIR. I've never been to the redneck yacht club, but heard that they have some trails that might make for a good rally course. The thing that I'm really looking forward to is the guy who set up FIRM up in Gainesville got bored after selling that facility and is supposedly going to try to open another rally school/race facility in the Fort Myers/Naples are, but I don't think that anything's set in stone with that yet.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/25/2014 at 13:24

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Is his nickname "Gator"?