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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/24/2014 at 15:51 • Filed to: None

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1967 Jaguar XKE, 1969 Boss 429 V8, 4-speed manual, 1 owner from new, the desolation of this Jaguar began in 1971 and ended in 1999 it only has 1,300 miles on it. Located in San Francisco with bidding at $24,756.87 reserve not met. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! It only looks worse the more pictures of it that you see.

505Turbeaux > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 15:55

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I think this is a rough approximation of the female reproductive tract. SOOOOO SUBLIMINAL

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 15:57

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I would rock the SHIT outta this

Tapas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 15:57

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UUuuwwhhayyyyy???!!!

Y u do dis?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 15:58

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Shame I don't have any money to spend on it, I would love to give the 429 a nice new Montego engine bay to live in...

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 16:02

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It is only a paint job away from being something that I greatly desire.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 16:08

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I don't know if I'd say it only looks *worse*. I'd say it only looks more *unreal*. This car is, simply, an in-the-flesh cartoon version of a Cobra/E-Type hybrid. In other words, it's fascinating. It has gone beyond ghastly meth-not-even-onceness into a cohesive I-have-no-idea-what-I'm-looking-at state. You don't just cut up something like this - it's art. In anthropomorphic terms, it's no longer a botched surgical experiment, it's now suddenly a complete vision of a man from another world or Jojo the Dog-Faced Boy.

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 16:28

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I've seen this before.

Several times.

Each time does nothing to prepare me for the next.

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 16:30

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Car was purchased from the dealership in 67, the modifying started in 71 and finally complete in 99

They forgot about the accident in 1970

Funktheduck > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 16:42

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It's like the face of someone who's looking at themselves in the mirror after a botched facelift.

On a side note that engine would be really happy in my truck.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/24/2014 at 16:43

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No, it looks worse.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 16:44

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Oh, I agree it looks worse. I was saying it doesn't *just* look worse, and it doesn't get progressively worse the more you look at it, because it hits peak bad almost instantly. If it *just* looked worse, it wouldn't be horribly fascinating, and it gets more fascinating with each pic.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/24/2014 at 16:46

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McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 16:47

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Also, what's up with the VIN "Complete VIN on this car is J671E14275."

No, it's 1E14275.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 16:48

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Look - if a car immediately looks like a camel toe in lingerie viewed on acid with *the very first glimpse*, it only gets worse after that if you were completely in denial after the shock. Which, I can understand, but it's completely and equally insane from every angle. There is no "gets worse", only shock that the insanity/perversity is so complete.

Tohru > Funktheduck 11/24/2014 at 16:49

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It has the face of Joan Rivers.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/24/2014 at 16:51

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Ah, but there is also an X5 in the background of this picture to provide prospective, which is absent from the first image.

Tohru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 16:53

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I like it. I would not buy it, but I appreciate that it exists. It's a completely unique actualization of one person's unique vision. They took risky chances, did things differently, and came up with a vehicle that, while I would not own it, I would check out in great detail at a car show.

In a sea of boring custom cars with SBC 350's mated to Turbo 350's mated to a Ford 9 inch and using Mustang II front suspension, this is something wild and crazy and unique, and I like it for that.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 16:54

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I thought that was just an ancillary hallucination, FWIW.

Evil-B > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 17:13

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I love the ass end, the wheels and side pipes, the entire front end of this car is FUBAR.

Funktheduck > Tohru 11/24/2014 at 17:27

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Or this lady

Tohru > Funktheduck 11/24/2014 at 17:42

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That's more accurate. With the swelling.

kanadanmajava1 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 17:49

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"The car has won many awards and trophies."

From elementary school science fair?

Funktheduck > Tohru 11/24/2014 at 17:50

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The lips are a little too plump but I thought it was pretty close.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/24/2014 at 22:51

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Whoever did this needs to be prosecuted/tortured/punished in the most British way possible.