Post a commercial for your first car!

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
11/21/2014 at 18:20 • Filed to: None

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Yes, it was precise and responsive, for, say a wheel of cheese.


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Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:23

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Opel Kadett 1.2 Litre.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:24

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Ha! Great idea.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:25

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Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:25

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Pontiac Grand Prix.

For people who want to hoon, but are also blind, literally.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:26

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:26

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closest I could fine to my 1986 535i


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Aaron M - MasoFiST
11/21/2014 at 18:27

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NOYOUDIDNTYOULIAR


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
11/21/2014 at 18:28

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So I posted five commercials instead of one...eh.


Kinja'd!!! Firewrx234 > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:30

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Here's mine:

"Who Could Ask For Anything More?"


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:30

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Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > EL_ULY
11/21/2014 at 18:30

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Duuude.. a five series BMW was your first car?


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Aaron M - MasoFiST
11/21/2014 at 18:31

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I'm jealous


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
11/21/2014 at 18:32

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My parents still have it, actually. I owe them an oil change.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:32

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
11/21/2014 at 18:33

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it was under a tree for 3 years at my dad's friend's junk yard. The basic plan was, if I could get it started, I could have it. I had to put a new battery and ignition lock on it (in 100+ degree F weather). Fun car, I miss it.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:34

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As usually, the answer is always....

Zoom Zoom Zoom.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > EL_ULY
11/21/2014 at 18:35

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Ahh, makes a bit more sense now .) But I don't doubt for a second that you miss it. The song of the BMW I6 is something else right :) Other engines scream or growl, but them BMW I6's just sing.


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:36

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1996 Ford Escort LX Hatchback

That sweater though:

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Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > Aaron M - MasoFiST
11/21/2014 at 18:40

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This is glorious


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:40

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Its under 9000!!!1 Same year. I had a 4door with peeling paint and rust galore. But dat 3.0 mitsu V6 tho...


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:42

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I've got three. Here's what actually sold me* on the car, though:

Hint - lots of this:

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*The video didn't sell me on the car. I hadn't seen it before I got it. The reason I own a 106 is that my sister found one in good shape, going for very little money. I didn't know that it was the best supermini to come out of the nineties, or that it'd be fun enough to drive to almost single-handedly turn me into an actual car enthusiast.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:42

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Ford Capri Mk1 adverts:

Mines a MK II, but this is close enough. Sexy European indeed. Have a beastly sounding Capri. It is still the 2.8 Cologne V6 hiding under all that noise.

Soundcheck Ford Capri:


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
11/21/2014 at 18:44

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Omg, I so wish that this was my first car! 10/10 - would hoon at very low speeds


Kinja'd!!! Plastic_Ramen > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:44

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For the version after mine, but whatever.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
11/21/2014 at 18:47

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Top speed was 120 KM/H if I'm not wrong, and that was with moms home made meatballs waiting at home.


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:47

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Watch them. They're funny.


Kinja'd!!! Plastic_Ramen > GhostZ
11/21/2014 at 18:48

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In context of your other post, this is fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
11/21/2014 at 18:51

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Nice! I would be able to drive it flat out and still not break any laws!


Kinja'd!!! camaroboy68ss > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:51

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A 68 Camaro SS ad


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:53

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Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:55

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Mine was a '90, but yeah.


Kinja'd!!! camaroboy68ss > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:55

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my high school ride was a 99 silverado though while I wrenched on the 68


Kinja'd!!! thereisnospork > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:56

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I still miss my 85 turbo


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 18:56

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2012 Kia Soul


Kinja'd!!! Firewrx234 > Firewrx234
11/21/2014 at 18:56

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It's a 1989 Toyota Camry...Kinja won't let me edit the post...


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
11/21/2014 at 18:57

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When I had that car the speed limit here in Norway was 90KM/H, the rozzers pulled me over doing 110 but they figured that something must've gone wrong with the thingy they use to measure speed :P There was no way an old Opel could go that fast :P


Kinja'd!!! Slicc > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 19:17

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 19:33

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Saturn Astra, a car that wasn't trying to be cool back in '08. :)


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 19:33

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The first ad is one of the better ones for the Evo I've seen. The best advertisement though, was all those years in the WRC.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > f86sabre
11/21/2014 at 19:40

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I screwed up. I missed the "first" in the request. Here is an ad for my first car.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 19:43

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Oh bloody hell this is awesome!

My GP was two tone Blue.


Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 19:44

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2001 Ford Ranger


Kinja'd!!! Aero > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 19:50

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Mine is actually an '87, which I still own.

Also, you've gotta love that they said 0-50mph, with the federal 55mph speed limit they probably weren't allowed to quote 0-60.


Kinja'd!!! John Norris (AngryDrifter) > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 19:53

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1969 Firebird, yes mine had the bad hubcaps, no it wasn't the 400 HO with a 4spd and hood tach. It did have a 350 V8 though.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 20:24

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Chevrolet Chevette. Mine was a 1985 (This is an 82) but check out those interest rates!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
11/21/2014 at 20:27

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induction sound on a BMW is metal to my ears. Every single cheapo bimmer I've owned had an after market intake to further amplify that music.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 20:45

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Here's one for mine, with the car, Ironically, doing what I can't in mine due to the stooped TCS that I can't turn off (thanks VW!)

Still love the car though


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > f86sabre
11/21/2014 at 20:46

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you had an EVO as your first car???


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11/21/2014 at 20:51

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Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 21:01

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1987 Ford Mustang LX

With the best light ever put in a car

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Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 21:03

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Great Idea!

Couldn't find an '86 'Vette commercial, so I will just leave you with this masterpiece.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
11/21/2014 at 21:04

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I misread the intent of the original post. That is my current car. My first car was a 68 Mustang that I bought in 1990. I posted the commercial for that as a reply as I didn't make it back in time to edit.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 21:08

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One of the greatest commercials ever.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > f86sabre
11/21/2014 at 21:10

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oh, ok!


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 22:10

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LOL I have never seen this before (start at 1:09 if the link is borked)


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 22:35

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This commercial made me fall in love with my first car. Every time I see it, I miss it so much.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/21/2014 at 22:55

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1986 Honda Accord. Apparently The Stig drives it. It must have been more awesome than I realized.