![]() 11/19/2014 at 07:53 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I DIDN'T MOVE DOWN HERE FOR THIS CRAP
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The best part about Florida? No fall or spring, so you're rushed straight from 90+ temps into 60- temps and you feel like you're freezing to death because you've had no time to adjust.
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And because the humidity is so high that it feels 20 degrees colder than it really is.
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Yeah I moved to Ohio to get away from Florida and I'm honestly happier with the change up that preps me for winter and summer.
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I'm usually in New York at least two or three times per year, and I never feel as cold up there when it's actually freezing as I do down here once it drops below 60. Don't get me wrong, I'll take what I can get after the last nine months of summer and the longest stretch above 90 that my are has ever seen, but it's still annoying.
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Global warming.
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/sarcasm
^ You forgot that. Please tell me you forgot that. Please tell me you don't honestly believe that, because it's cold WHERE YOU ARE, global warming is untrue. Please.
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I have a feeling Buffalo would not appreciate your complaint right now
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http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/canada…
We'll trade you.
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It sucks, and is still better than the snow I had up to my ass before. Summer tires year round=joy.
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It's dark. You see a tall office chair at the far end of the room, it's back toward you.
Suddenly a light clicks on in the corner, and the chair starts to swivel slowly around. It's Florida Man !
There's a baby alligator in his lap, and he's slowly stroking it.
"Yes," he says with an evil chuckle "yes, goooood, let the irony of the Sunshine State consume you. Joiiiin us."
*Maniacal laughter ensues*
-fade to black-
![]() 11/19/2014 at 09:27 |
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Please tell me you don't honestly believe that, because it's hot WHERE YOU ARE, global cooling is untrue. Please. /devilsadvocate
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Touche
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let me warm it up for you
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That is pretty rough
http://www.weather.com/news/commuter-…
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Glad to see this little guy is still in circulation.
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Lake effect is no joke. That's why I live in southern Ohio.