Almost hit a cop last night.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
11/18/2014 at 10:04 • Filed to: None

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He was the only other car on the road, and he was sitting at a green light. No flashing lights or sirens, just chilling in the middle of the road. I came to a quick stop behind him, ending up within two feet of his bumper. There was another lane to our left, but I mean... if you see a police car stopped in the road ahead, you don't just pass it. Apparently he was fiddling around with his computer, because I could see him wave sorry in the glow from the screen.

But yeah, I really want a dashcam now. I have faith that most police aren't crooked, but just imagine if I DID hit him. If he let off the brakes before I came around the bend, I would have been just that much slower to realize he wasn't moving. Then, with no witnesses, it's his word against mine and my only chance would be for him to admit fault.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > Rainbow
11/18/2014 at 10:07

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Remember, even tapping a police cruiser is a 1 star violation.

Also, a cop admitting fault? AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Rainbow
11/18/2014 at 10:13

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...and it would have been your fault for reckless driving even though he was stopped in the middle of the road for no reason. I know someone who was hit driving through a green light by a cop who ran a red light. They decided that it was her fault too.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
11/18/2014 at 10:20

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If the cop had his sirens on then it should be her fault.

The law says you should yield to vehicles with sirens and lights activated.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > thebigbossyboss
11/18/2014 at 10:27

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It was a case of a cop deciding that he's exempt from red lights, popping his cherries for a half a second, and then just going. There was no way for her to stop. The cop she hit had a dashcam that's tied to the lights. Naturally, this was never released. She tried to get a lawyer since she had to pay a deductible, she got a ticket for causing an accident, and her insurance went way up, but no lawyer would touch it since the cops are so in bed with the judges around here.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
11/18/2014 at 10:29

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That's the way the cookie crumbles. If you hit a cop car with it's lights on whether you can stop or not, you're gonna lose.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > claramag, Mustaco Master
11/18/2014 at 10:45

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i was standing in the street texting and a cop came up to me and stopped. After a few seconds he switched the sirens on and off, waited and then got out and shot me.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/18/2014 at 10:51

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Police brutality is everywhere. At least we have great healthcare; gunshot treatment for $300 AND free ambulance out front? HELL YEAH


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > claramag, Mustaco Master
11/18/2014 at 10:53

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yea I ended up pulling out a machine gun and showing him whats up. then I hid in the hills til the heat was off. I never had a cop come after me for doing nothing but standing there and i'm not even black. (i know that might be racist but that's how they roll even if its wrong)


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/18/2014 at 11:00

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Maybe life'll be easier now that we can see through our own eyes.


Kinja'd!!! Kaizer Soze > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/18/2014 at 11:33

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What?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Kaizer Soze
11/18/2014 at 11:36

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lol GTA - i had put down the controller to text a buddy, I just happened to be standing in the street when I put the controller down and a cop rolled up and stopped as I was blocking traffic. He bleeped his sirens, i didn;t do anything and after a few more seconds I got a star and they got out and started shooting at me. I put down the phone and proceeded to riddle them with bullets. I had never gotten a wanted level by just standing there before.


Kinja'd!!! Kaizer Soze > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/18/2014 at 11:42

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Yeah I figured that out right after I sent it. Makes a lot more sense now lol.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Rainbow
11/18/2014 at 15:02

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Don't cop cars have dash cams as standard equipment? If you were to hit a cop car I think his dash cam Would be enough proof of fault including his own. But for other instances you probably should get one


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2014 at 16:23

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They aren't always recording, I think. I'm also pretty sure that the officer could choose whether or not to use it as evidence.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Rainbow
11/18/2014 at 16:31

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That sucks