Another reason to like the PT Cruiser

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich) 11/16/2014 at 21:34 • Filed to: None

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I like, but not love, my PT Cruiser. If I loved it, I wouldn't use it for things like this:

jkm7680 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/16/2014 at 21:38

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If they still had Pt Crusier rental cars, I'd rent one specifically for that purpose. Even though I have no need for firewood.

McMike > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/16/2014 at 21:40

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Silly Manwich, the wood is supposed to go on the outside!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > jkm7680 11/16/2014 at 21:41

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1. Acquire free wood (like I did)

2. Drive to a camp ground

3. Sell wood to campers

4. Profit!!!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/16/2014 at 21:41

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Bloody well done

jkm7680 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/16/2014 at 21:42

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That's a good idea, Haha.

Just collect free Craigslist wood, and then try to sell it to completely random people.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > McMike 11/16/2014 at 21:43

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Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > jkm7680 11/16/2014 at 21:45

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And you probably really would make some money. In Ontario, each bundle of wood goes for at least $6 these days. And if you're in a park, it's usually illegal to cut your own.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/16/2014 at 21:46

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Little known fact, The PT part of the cruisers name is an abbreviation of an ancient Inca phrase meaning "Place of Timbers" *

*total BS

jkm7680 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/16/2014 at 21:46

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Huh, that doesn't sound like bad money for a little extra cash on the side. I can't imagine wood is going for that much here in the DC area though.

Zohaibman72 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/16/2014 at 22:00

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Your already at step one, next light the firewood and sacrifice the vile beast to satan. Don't forget the pentagram!

The Magic Rev Matching 4Runner > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/16/2014 at 22:13

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When I saw that picture in the thumbnail, it looked like you filled your center console with soup! Color me disapointed...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Zohaibman72 11/16/2014 at 22:22

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Not today. There is still more firewood to pick up from the massive tree that was taken down.

Jacques L' Autre > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 11/16/2014 at 23:41

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I was unaware that Mopar offered a bolt-on wood-fired pizza oven in the catalog.

KamikazePigeon > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 11/28/2014 at 08:23

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An old Jalopnik article from years ago stated it was the "Past Transgressions"Cruiser.

Yours and the old definition still make me chuckle the more I think about it.

KamikazePigeon > McMike 11/28/2014 at 08:23

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This is so horrendous, it's beautiful.