"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
11/12/2014 at 12:52 • Filed to: None | 0
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That's not a dummy behind the wheel, it's the glass companies CEO....Talk about standing behind your product!
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 12:53 |
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It's almost as good as the car deflecting pole, but more portable!
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 12:54 |
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I don't know, I'd say he is a dummy...
My citroen won't start
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 12:54 |
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Now imagine that at a traffic stop.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 12:54 |
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If this kid had one, things would have ended better for him! DON"T BE THAT GUY!
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 12:55 |
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Be this guy!
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 12:55 |
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I would love if, after all of that, he hit the windshield washer.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 12:56 |
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Just sit there and smile while trying to remember if you also opted for the bullet proof tire option.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/12/2014 at 12:57 |
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I think the white knucles may have been a little apprehension about the effectiveness of his product. Only the next person sitting in that drivers seat will know for sure!
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/12/2014 at 12:58 |
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I don't use this phrase very often, but that would be epic.
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 13:06 |
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http://jalopnik.com/your-only-opti…
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/12/2014 at 13:08 |
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You assume that I go to the FP.
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 13:11 |
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I assume you don't, which is why I shared this little exchange.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/12/2014 at 13:24 |
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I used to go there, but the comments were making me crazy.
Textured Soy Protein
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 13:27 |
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Tomorrow's headline on CNN:
Bulletproof Glass Company CEO Killed in Tragic PR Stunt Accident
Rico
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 13:27 |
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This is the greatest
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2014 at 13:53 |
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I know these feels.